Vacant room to let

Grandad December 20th, 2006

TO LET

Very spacious penthouse apartment

Vacant possession.

No previous occupants.

This property enjoys excellent security. There is 24 hour protection and a resident landlord in the basement.

Tennancy includes free transport [in own plane] and free year round access to The White House and Camp David.

This is probably a short term rental and this is reflected in the price.

Please enquire for further details.

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6 Responses to “Vacant room to let”

  1. jjulia UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Two more years. Two more years. Two more years.

    Over here, I’ve seen bumper stickers with the date 1.20.09 on them. I may have to get one. This will have been the longest 8 years of my life.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2006 at 2:25 pm

    You really know how to depress me!

    Maybe he won’t last that long?
    Maybe I won’t last that long?
    If he has his way, maybe the world won’t last that long?

    I suppose it means I have two more years of material for this blog anyway. Clouds and silver linings and all that…

  3. julia UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2006 at 5:05 pm

    If he doesn’t last two more years, then we’ll have to have Cheney and Cheney scares me WAY more than Bush.

    All I want for Christmas is a good, electable Democrat.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2006 at 6:38 pm

    Can’t you come up with ONE person out of 250,000,000? ;)

    We’re the same over here - no alternatives - nearly all a bunch of crooks. But at least they confine their messes to Ireland.

    God! I never thought I’d say something good about an Irish politician!!!!

  5. popeyemoon UNITED STATESon 21 Dec 2006 at 11:43 am

    I want his head on a platter,and grandad did you hear that our biggest cash crop here in bushanalland is that evil weed.I am going to fill my pipe and have a few beers this day.

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 21 Dec 2006 at 12:01 pm

    The last thing I would want is his head on a platter! Can you imagine those blank eyes staring at you as you walk around the room? *shudder*

    No. The simplest answer is to kidnap him and ship him to Iraq. Stand him in the middle of Baghdad, surrounded by all the suicide bombers and watch ‘em all go up in a blaze of glory.

    Any chance of shipping over some of your crop? I could do with it at the moment.

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