Head Rambles

Grandad January 2nd, 2007

Once again, people have been arriving in their droves to this humble site in their search for porn.

I don’t know why.

The most common search term people have used is [and I kid you not] - “getting leathered by his teacher”. Yes. I have number one ranking for that in Ireland. Weird.

The second is “senior citizen porn”. 12.88% of my visitors have been looking for that. That’s one person in every eight [I can still do my maths]. What a lot of sad people. Now they are also disappointed people, because there isn’t any senior citizen porn here. No wrinkly bits. No droopy bits. No saggy bits. I get enough of that when I look in the mirror.

Of course I could always post a photo of myself. With no clothes on. But unfortunately, I’m not perfect. I have a blemish, which I’m sure would put you off. I have a missing big toenail on my right foot. It was removed when I was 15 because it was ingrowing and bloody painful. The rest of me is fine, apart from my teeth which were removed by a bus in 1971, but that’s another story.

I could post one of Herself, but she won’t let me photograph her even with her clothes on. Maybe that’s a religious thing? I don’t know.

There were loads of other searches too for the likes of “nude seniors” and “senior sex”. Now the latter may have been looking for tips. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I prefer a boiled egg myself.

So to continue my policy of trying hard to make everyone happy, I am going to publish some real pornography. On this page. Here and now.

Please be warned that this is not for people under 18, people with heart disease, or people who prefer their nudes young.

But for the rest of you [my 12.88%] here you go. Just what you have been looking for.

Just click >HERE<

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