Head Rambles

I have just eaten Hard Core

Grandad February 7th, 2007

I have just had lunch.

Herself made me a cheese sandwich. It was nice. It was different from her usual cheese sandwiches.

I asked her about this and she said it was a new variety.

I had a look at the packet.

The cow has introduced me to hard core porn!

What am I going to do?

Mind you, I can’t find any naked women in there [and I have looked VERY hard].

Why is it “Adults only”? Is it going to drive a child mad with lust?

Maybe it is only for use in smearing over naked bodies?

I have finished my sandwich now. I don’t feel any great glowing in the loins. Mind you, with my medication that would be hard difficult [have to choose my words carefully here].

I suppose I have to back on the sex-offenders list again, now.

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• Comments(11)

11 Responses to “I have just eaten Hard Core”

1. # Grannymar on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:00 pm

   Watch it, herself might be inflicting Mad Bulls Disease!

2. # Grandad on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:07 pm

   Does that mean I have to be shot and burned?

3. # Grannymar on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:26 pm

   Slow roasting is best

4. # Grandad on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:32 pm

   On a spit? But all I did was eat some cheese, and now look where it’s got me!

5. # Grannymar on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:35 pm

   Typical man!

   We are still paying fore what Adam eat

6. # Dario Sanchez on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:45 pm

   I ate some of that X-treme cheddar and you’re right. There is no porn in it.

   I did wanted to go bungee-jumping after it, though …

7. # Grandad on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:50 pm

   That explains it. I was wondering why I was Googling around looking for snow-boarding sites. They are right to have a warning. It could be dangerous to old fogies.

8. # Grannymar on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:52 pm

   P.S. Did you get any afters?

9. # Grandad on 07 Feb 2007 at 5:57 pm

   You must be joking

10. # irishflirtysomething on 08 Feb 2007 at 8:53 am

    Is this a new cheese range from Ann Summers? You fail to go in one week to get your edible crotchless knickers and look what happens an entire new range of porn products – amazing !

11. # Grandad on 08 Feb 2007 at 9:05 am

    Careful Flirty – That comment was marked as spam. I wonder why?
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    I believe the supermarkets are stocking little brown paper bags that you can put this cheese in. After all, you don’t want to be pushing a trolley around a shop with hard-core cheese sitting on the top?

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