Spot the difference
Grandad February 28th, 2007
Can you tell them apart?
The one on the left is Bertie Ahern. He likes standing around in water looking stupid.
The one on the right is Bertie Aheron. He likes standing around in water and looking regal.
The one on the left tries to abuse his position and then cries when he is caught.
The one on the right tries to steal my goldfish and flies away when he is caught.
The one on the left is arrogant and illiterate and thinks he owns the place.
The one on the right is arrogant and illiterate and thinks he owns the place.
The one on the left has a lot of friends in high places where they can abuse their power.
The one on the right has a lot of friends an high places, mostly in trees.
If the one on the left called to my property, I’d tell him to f*ck off.
If the one on the right calls to my property, I set the dog on him.
The one on the left flies around a lot at great expense to the taxpayer, and damage to the ozone layer.
The one on the right flies around a lot and looks graceful.
Of the two, I much prefer the one on the right.
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