I am letting my dog write today
Grandad March 18th, 2007
I have decided that our Sandy can do the hard work today.
She is an intelligent dog, so I’m just going to leave the keyboard on the floor and let her tap away with her paw, and see what comes up.
Daer Raderes,
My nmae is Sdnay and I am a Coille.
I am a vrey hpapy dog and I love life. I lvoe gnoig for devris with Gnaadrd. He ltes me sit in the fornt saet and help with the divrnig. I aslo lkie plinayg tinnes in the garedn. Taht is fun.
Most of all I lvoe Grnadad and Hslreef, but I lvoe Opinffsrg and her cdirheln too.
Sememoits I am bold and I mngaae to get out of the grdaen. Gadnrad gets anyneod then and he has to keep fliilng the gpas in the fecning that I hvae fnoud. He is afraid I mghit get run oevr by a car on the mian road.
Tihs tpiyng is very trniig and my seipnllg is not very good. I am sorry about that. So I will stop now.
Snady
- The Family
- Comments(19)
Gosh Sandy, you are nearly as good as that ould fella Grandad!
*sigh* Now I have to put the keyboard on the floor again. Over to Sandy……
Tahnk you Gnmarynar. You are vrey knid but I tihnk Gnadard is bnrliliat. He is much betetr than me.
Hi Sandy
You should do a pitman typing course like I did. It only costs 24 Ovals, 4 bonios and a tin of pedigree chum.
Woof woof
Wouldye.
PS. See you later, but don’t tell Grandad.
How are you Wdoluye?
Wuold you hvae the asrddes of that course pasele?
http://www.typingcoursefordogswithhairypaws.ie
On behalf of Sandy - Thanks.
I’ll pass it on to her, but she can pay her own fee.
You haven’t been eating any of those English woman’s special cakes‘, have you?
Chance would be a fine thing!
Dario when you get to our age we don’t need special cakes!
We just have Cuckoo drops
Sandy,
Keep it up, you make a lot more sense than that Grandad bloke
Niall.
This is getting ridiculous. First Herself gets in on the act. Then there is talk of Offspring starting. And now the bloody dog is getting nicer comments than I do!
Offspring is not starting anytime soon because she is on dialup. It costs a bleedin euro just to log IN to the damn site.
Hiya Wyudole!
Taht link you sent me is not wiorkng. Ltos of ploepe have treid cickilng it and it geos newohre!
Tell Opipprnsg that a Eruo is a samll picre to pay for havnig a bolg. It wluod olny buy one Bonio.
I thnik Gadrand is tkninihg of aknisg ppoele if tehy wnat to see Oinfprfsg sattinrg a bolg.
Snady
Grandad,
You afraid of the bit of competition?
From whom?
Sandy [dog]?
Wouldye [dog]?
Or Offspring [no comment]?
Grandad,
Would have to say Sandy.
Sandy,
The .coms for both dogrambles and sandyrambles are available
Tnhak you Naill for your vote of cdfoiennce.
I do not have mcuh time for blgoigng bscueae I hvae to sleep a lot and cshae cats out of the garedn. Gadanrd is much better tahn me awynay.
I think you are bieng rheatr nasty to him bsuecae he is diong his bset. And I tinhk he is the bset porsen in all the world.
By the way, how mnay Bnoois wloud srdynabemals.com cost?
Snady
Hi Sandy
My name is Girasol and I’m a cocker/labrador and gues what? I have my own blog! you can stop anytime and say hello.
Hi Girasol,
You are vrey lkucy to hvae your own blog. I wloud lkie one too, but my masetr syas he is too busy to mkae one for me.
I will viist yours tgohuh.
Snady