Who's a happy camper then?
Grandad April 11th, 2007
Recently, Twenty had the timerity to imply that I was gay.
This was based on the weird notion that pipe-smokers are gay. Strange.
I could reply that he spends his life putting fags in his mouth and sucking on them.
I wouldn’t do that. That would be too obvious.
Twenty is entitled to his opinion. Opinions are just that – opinions. The thoughts of an individual. And thoughts are insubstantial.
Images are considerably more substantial. We have seen images of Twenty throughout his site. On the banner, pooing around the world and so on. But have you ever wondered why we see only the top half? Could he be hiding something?
So I did a search on the Interweb. And you’ll never guess what I found.
Twenty and ‘friend’
As my friend Boris from Moscow wrote – “ÐвадÑаÑÑ. ÐÑ Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð¾Ð´Ð¸ÑеÑ?Ñ Ñ Ð¾ÑоÑим пиÑ?аÑелем, но не назÑваем Grandad гомоÑ?екÑ?ÑалиÑ?Ñ. ÐÑ Ð±Ð¾ÑодаÑÑÑ Ð¿Ð¸Ð·Ð´Ð°.”
[P.S. I think pink suits him]
[P.P.S. I have nothing against gays, and I wish him well. It's just that I'm not one]
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Photoshopping is gay.
Aw Jayzus! Leave me alone. I just found the photo. If someone else mucked with it then I can’t be held responsible.
At least Brian looks happy. It’s good to see Major packing a healthy lunch, anyway!
Who’s Brian?
And you need a good lunch when camping.
Big Brother ex-pat. I’m ashamed that I know that. I truly am.
That explains why I don’t know him. You have every right to be ashamed. You are no longer welcome here. No daughter of mine would watch Big Brother.
That is your pettiest post yet. And this is me, talking, the Supreme Emperor of Pettiness.
I know. I like being petty. It’s my blog anyway.
Grandad,
I think the guy on the right is a friend of mine who finally got it straight(No pun intended).
A few years ago he was never able to attract girls on the beach and ask me if I had any suggestions for him. I told him to buy a speedo and put a potato in it.
Later he called and said the girls were avoiding him even more than they did before and could I come down to the beach and see what he was doing wrong.
Well, I went to the beach and there he was with the potato in the Speedo, but I could hardly keep a straight face as I told him.
“In the FRONT,Idiot, the
potato goes in the FRONT !!!!”
enidd thinks it looks as if twenty likes being petted too.
Welcome back Nancy! Nice one
God only knows what Twenty likes. I don’t want to go there.