Comments on: Questions to ask God http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:27:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Dilip http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-21155 Dilip Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:45:26 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-21155 Hello GOD I have many questions, but i want to ask first one question.  why hardworking, honest, loveble, (Very GOOD Person) have so much strugel in life? AND why selfish, proudy (bed thinking, In short Bed persons) have very RICH. Heappy and very good Life? I am not talking about 100% people in the world. bur maximum people life like this. pls give me this questions answer. Hello GOD I have many questions, but i want to ask first one question.  why hardworking, honest, loveble, (Very GOOD Person) have so much strugel in life? AND why selfish, proudy (bed thinking, In short Bed persons) have very RICH. Heappy and very good Life? I am not talking about 100% people in the world. bur maximum people life like this. pls give me this questions answer.

]]> By: Jefferson Davis » Day of Days http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2057 Jefferson Davis » Day of Days Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:30:40 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2057 [...] The Jefferson Davis that took shit from everybody is gone. I’ve turned the other cheek too many times to count! I’ve effing had it! I’ll be back with questions for God! [...] [...] The Jefferson Davis that took shit from everybody is gone. I’ve turned the other cheek too many times to count! I’ve effing had it! I’ll be back with questions for God! [...]

]]> By: Offspring http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2033 Offspring Sat, 28 Apr 2007 20:33:06 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2033 How ironic!!! 'Sneezy'...'God'... 'Bless you!'... *giggle* I'm easily amused. How ironic!!! ‘Sneezy’…’God’… ‘Bless you!’…

*giggle*

I’m easily amused.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2034 Grandad Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:38:09 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2034 OK, God. Thanks for that. One point though, when I stub my toe in the dark, or catch something unfortunate in my zip, I shout "Jayzus", which is a Dublin thing. Nothing to do with you or your son. But you'd know that because you know everything. Or would you prefer me to switch to "Fuck"? Great about the new religion thing. You'll need to send me the starter kit - you know - the miracle maker kit and tips on walking and water and all that. The walking on water thing will be very handy next time I go to France. Oh - and can you include a kit to turn water into Guinness please? One last favour. Any chance you could knock thirty years off my age? You had better include Herself, as I don't want to be shacking up with someone old enough to be my mother. If you need atoms that urgently, you could always take that Harney one. She has plenty. Many thanks. Bless you. OK, God. Thanks for that.

One point though, when I stub my toe in the dark, or catch something unfortunate in my zip, I shout “Jayzus”, which is a Dublin thing. Nothing to do with you or your son. But you’d know that because you know everything. Or would you prefer me to switch to “Fuck”?

Great about the new religion thing. You’ll need to send me the starter kit – you know – the miracle maker kit and tips on walking and water and all that. The walking on water thing will be very handy next time I go to France. Oh – and can you include a kit to turn water into Guinness please?

One last favour. Any chance you could knock thirty years off my age? You had better include Herself, as I don’t want to be shacking up with someone old enough to be my mother. If you need atoms that urgently, you could always take that Harney one. She has plenty.

Many thanks.

Bless you.

]]> By: God http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2035 God Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:44:36 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2035 * As you have answered, I presume you exist? <b>Why do you doubt it? Do you not call out my name, or my young lad's, when you find something in the dark with your big toe?</b> * I note you are in Ireland. Is this Heaven? And if so, why are FF in charge? And if so will you please tell those Yanks in the U.S. of A. and the Jews in Isreal that theirs is not the Chosen Land? <b>Heaven is half-pipe</b>. * As you have spoken to me directly, can I start my own religion? <b>Of course. Just like beer, there is always time and room for one more</b>. * Now that you have answered my questions, does this mean I don’t have to die? <b>Sorry, but you do. I need your atoms back for a new project I'm working on</b>. * Why are you using Sneezy’s blog? <b>We have something in common: No-one is sure we really exist</b>. * As you have answered, I presume you exist?
Why do you doubt it? Do you not call out my name, or my young lad’s, when you find something in the dark with your big toe?
* I note you are in Ireland. Is this Heaven? And if so, why are FF in charge? And if so will you please tell those Yanks in the U.S. of A. and the Jews in Isreal that theirs is not the Chosen Land?
Heaven is half-pipe.
* As you have spoken to me directly, can I start my own religion?
Of course. Just like beer, there is always time and room for one more.
* Now that you have answered my questions, does this mean I don’t have to die?
Sorry, but you do. I need your atoms back for a new project I’m working on.
* Why are you using Sneezy’s blog?
We have something in common: No-one is sure we really exist.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2036 Grandad Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:36:47 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2036 Thank you God, for answering so promptly. As usual you speak in riddles, but never mind. A few more questions.. <ul> <li>As you have answered, I presume you exist?</li> <li>I note you are in Ireland. Is this Heaven? And if so, why are FF in charge? And if so will you please tell those Yanks in the U.S. of A. and the Jews in Isreal that theirs is <u>not</u> the Chosen Land?</li> <li>As you have spoken to me directly, can I start my own religion?</li> <li>Now that you have answered my questions, does this mean I don't have to die?</li> <li>Why are you using Sneezy's blog?</li> </ul> Thank you God, for answering so promptly.

As usual you speak in riddles, but never mind.

A few more questions..

  • As you have answered, I presume you exist?
  • I note you are in Ireland. Is this Heaven? And if so, why are FF in charge? And if so will you please tell those Yanks in the U.S. of A. and the Jews in Isreal that theirs is not the Chosen Land?
  • As you have spoken to me directly, can I start my own religion?
  • Now that you have answered my questions, does this mean I don’t have to die?
  • Why are you using Sneezy’s blog?
]]> By: God http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2040 God Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:30:37 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2040 Exactly how big is infinity, and don’t give me that ‘forever’ guff? <b>Very, very big. You wouldn't understand.</b> Where do all those odd socks go to? <b>Limb-bo.</b> Who did shoot John F Kennedy? <b>Photographers.</b> What’s beyond the Universe? <b>Another one.</b> What was there before you invented time? <b>No watches. Not even digital ones.</b> What are wasps for? <b>Rugby.</b> Why did you allow George W? <b>Not me. 'Twas the other lad.</b> Why did you give our bodies two of most things but only one heart and one brain? The most important bits! <b>You forgot one.</b> How did you fit ALL the animals in an ark, and how did you stop them eating each other? <b>What do you think happened to the dinosaurs, unicorns etc.?</b> Why don’t insurance companies sue you for “Acts of Godâ€?? <b>They do. I just never pay up. I let the State cover the bill - just like the catholic church.</b> If we are all descended from Adam and Eve and their children then we must all be the result of incest. Isn’t that bad? <b>You're here, aren't ya. Stop moaning.</b> Did you invent PMT for the laugh? <b>Yeah. Good one, wasn't it!?!? But I gave them multiple orgasms to compensate. What did you get? Ha!</b> Exactly how big is infinity, and don’t give me that ‘forever’ guff?
Very, very big. You wouldn’t understand.

Where do all those odd socks go to?
Limb-bo.

Who did shoot John F Kennedy?
Photographers.

What’s beyond the Universe?
Another one.

What was there before you invented time?
No watches. Not even digital ones.

What are wasps for?
Rugby.

Why did you allow George W?
Not me. ‘Twas the other lad.

Why did you give our bodies two of most things but only one heart and one brain? The most important bits!
You forgot one.

How did you fit ALL the animals in an ark, and how did you stop them eating each other?
What do you think happened to the dinosaurs, unicorns etc.?

Why don’t insurance companies sue you for “Acts of Godâ€??
They do. I just never pay up. I let the State cover the bill – just like the catholic church.

If we are all descended from Adam and Eve and their children then we must all be the result of incest. Isn’t that bad?
You’re here, aren’t ya. Stop moaning.

Did you invent PMT for the laugh?
Yeah. Good one, wasn’t it!?!? But I gave them multiple orgasms to compensate. What did you get? Ha!

]]> By: Nancy http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2037 Nancy Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:19:35 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2037 Brian, Have you been at the Yuengling again? Grandad, Another question for God: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Brian,

Have you been at the Yuengling again?

Grandad,

Another question for God:

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

]]> By: Brianf http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2039 Brianf Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:43:42 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2039 Too bad I can't type.....It should have read...Virginians Too bad I can’t type…..It should have read…Virginians

]]> By: Brianf http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/comment-page-1/#comment-2038 Brianf Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:43:03 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/04/25/questions-to-ask-god/#comment-2038 "Actually, another question comes to mind - If a suicide bomber goes to heaven with 40 virgins," It's a mis-interpratation!! The actual verse states that he will go to Heaven with 40 Viginians!!! “Actually, another question comes to mind -
If a suicide bomber goes to heaven with 40 virgins,”

It’s a mis-interpratation!! The actual verse states that he will go to Heaven with 40 Viginians!!!

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