Election promises

Grandad April 29th, 2007

It has been the warmest April on record.

It has been the sunniest April on record.

It has been the driest April on record.

What’s the betting that Fianna Fáil are going to take credit for this somewhere in their election campaign?

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7 Responses to “Election promises”

# Dario Sanchez on 29 Apr 2007 at 10:28 am

Don’t forget that Bertie has 80% better hair than Enda Kenny.
# thepillionpassenger on 29 Apr 2007 at 10:38 am

Don’t you mean the ex-government? sloppy, Grandad, but i’ll forgive you old timer. Doubtless the good weather and the end of FF/PDs are related and combine to give us a Feelgood factor that will help to Get the voters out. Perhaps the good weather is God’s way of reflecting the joy of a nation free from the arsehole tyranny of Martin Cullen.
# Grandad on 29 Apr 2007 at 10:45 am

Wayhay!! I missed the news this morning. They are officially gone!

And why pick on Cullen? They are all as bad as each other.

I suppose I had better start printing my campaign posters now……
# Ian on 29 Apr 2007 at 1:27 pm

Can you imagine the conversation at the Aras this morning?

“Martin, where did I put the black shoes? I’m leaving in an hour”.

“Ach, Mary, you’ve known for weeks. Now you’re looking for things at the last minute?”

“Martin, would you get the door. Who can it be at ten to eight on a Sunday morning?”

“Mary, it’s that wee man Ahern. He says he needs you to sign something for him”.
# thepillionpassenger on 29 Apr 2007 at 1:35 pm

Mary: ah would you tell him to naff off
# laurie on 30 Apr 2007 at 1:43 pm

it has been a gorgeous spring. we were a week in london, and it was sunny and the flowers were blooming. we were a week in paris, and it was sunny and the flowers were blooming. and now we are home again and it’s sunny and the flowers are in bloom.
# Grandad on 30 Apr 2007 at 1:48 pm

And all the buds on the trees here are bursting into full election posters!