Country Markets

Grandad May 7th, 2007

I had a few pints with Ron the other night.

“You’re in a good mood” says I.

“Yeah” says he, “I have seen the light. I’m going eco-friendly and have started going to the Farmers Market”

The Farmers Market is a gathering of stall-holders who set up every couple of weeks to sell their produce. I’ve been quite a few times, and their stuff is great - none of your pre-packaged insecticide ridden, artificially grown, tasteless crap that they sell in the supermarkets.

“You know yer man who runs the stall that sells the cakes?” says Ron. “The tall old fella with the beard. He looks a bit like you but he’s not as cranky.”

“I know him.” I accidentally spilled Ron’s pint onto his lap. “He’s the one who sells the carrot cakes and the tea cakes. They’re quite nice.”

“Apparently his wife bakes them.” says Ron, after he cleaned himself up a bit. “He’s more into the horticulture side of things. But he does the odd bit of baking himself. Next time you are over there, ask him for one of his own cakes. He keeps them under the counter. ”

“Oh man,” says he “They’re great. Go easy on ‘em though.”

I love country life.

15 Responses to “Country Markets”

  1. popeyemoon UNITED STATESon 07 May 2007 at 9:15 am

    Green Acres is the place for me!!! Ha I am going to have cakes, since my lungs are crapped out.Green Acres was a old tv show here in the states.loony as heck.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 9:27 am

    I remember it well [now you have the damn theme tune going through my head!!]

    I bet they didn’t grow the stuff I’m talking about though. ;)

  3. Dario Sanchez IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 10:06 am

    Love the way Ron is all nonchalant about you spilling a pint on his lap …

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 10:16 am

    I think he was too out of it to care!

  5. K8 UNITED KINGDOMon 07 May 2007 at 11:40 am

    Emmm… where’s this market? Can I visit you next Sunday?

  6. Grannymar UNITED KINGDOMon 07 May 2007 at 11:45 am

    Green Acres mmm… that was where they climbed the pole to make a phone call.

    Me thinks that was where Grandad got the idea for free Broadband!!!!!

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 11:53 am

    K8 - you are always welcome. You can admire my cactii.

    Grannymar - Are you suggesting I’m up the pole? I wouldn’t dream of stealing broadband! Electricity, yes. Broadband no.

  8. Ian IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 11:55 am

    Ah, recipes from ‘The Alice B. Toklas Cookbook’ have reached Ireland.

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Either that or the fella is a fan of Patricia Tabram

  10. robert IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 1:25 pm

    I have that song stuck in my head now too!

    Remember the pig? Arnold I think.

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 1:27 pm

    A link for all us sad people

  12. Dario Sanchez IRELANDon 07 May 2007 at 8:02 pm

    Taking time out from post-apocalyptic plant water capiliary action to thank you for the new blogroll.

    *sniff*, that’s made my day.
    I need a hobby …

  13. baino AUSTRALIAon 08 May 2007 at 3:04 am

    See, I was strangely compelled as if I’d been hypnotised to click on that blasted link . . .
    mmmm mm-mm, mm-mm, mmmm mm-mm . . .

  14. popeyemoon UNITED STATESon 09 May 2007 at 10:34 pm

    Did bush M.C. this ttp://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/sounds/purplehaze.mp3

  15. popeyemoon UNITED STATESon 09 May 2007 at 10:56 pm

    Link does not work,just follow his to purplehaze.

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