Comments on: A floating voter finally sinks

By: omaniblog

omaniblog — Fri, 25 May 2007 23:30:27 +0000

I’m sorry to see you lost your seat. At least you saved your deposit. I always thought you’d have had a better chance if you stopped blogging and went canvassing. Anyway, they need a new leader - now that there are so few of them. And you need to spend more time with your family. The party will be safe in a woman’s hands. At least you weren’t exposed during the campaign. Condolences… I voted for you.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 25 May 2007 15:21:13 +0000

As long as it contained something particularly nasty.

By: Caro

Caro — Fri, 25 May 2007 14:53:19 +0000

Wish I’d thought of sending a postal vote - directly to Bertie’s house…

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 25 May 2007 13:21:42 +0000

More than likely. They run Windows 98 or 95 or something, so they are probably U.S. rejects.

A snip at €60,000,000 plus a bit!!!

By: popeyemoon

popeyemoon — Fri, 25 May 2007 13:15:12 +0000

The electronic voting machines.Did you buy them from us.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:58:10 +0000

@Conortje - why?

@Dario - Yup. All religions are OK but must be practised in the privacy of the home. The Angelus on RTE will be the first to go. All sport will be banned too, with the exception of the local lads kicking a ball around the local field.

Political Correctness will be outlawed, as will drinking in enclosed spaces. Smoking of pipes will be encouraged everywhere. I’ll do a full post on this sometime.

By: Dario Sanchez

Dario Sanchez — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:44:35 +0000

I might actually move that date forward. It would coincide with the Rising yes, but also it would probably take me nine years to get my hands on that much VX nerve gas to attack the Dail with.

Also, are you planning to implement a Juche policy like Kim Jong-Il himself?

By: Conortje

Conortje — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:42:23 +0000

On the news this morning

‘The first seats should be declared by tea time’

Sometimes I really miss Ireland.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:24:02 +0000

Ha Ha. We already have. It’s sitting in warehouses at a million a year in storage fees.

It is just like our governments - Very expensive, utterly useless, based on outdated material and full of security breaches. Need I go on.

Anyway, I’m in no hurry to hear that that f*cker Bertie has stuttered his way back in…..

By: Brianf

Brianf — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:15:48 +0000

Here the polls close at 8pm and by the 11pm news we have, if not the results a pretty good idea how the election went.

Maybe yous’ guys’ should try electronic voting machines.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!