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By: Head Rambles » Blog Archive » The aerodynamics of dug turds

Head Rambles » Blog Archive » The aerodynamics of dug turds — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:19:12 +0000

[...] I remembered our K8’s idea about using dog turds. So I brought in a pile from outside the gate. They were nicely sun-dried and [...]

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 29 May 2007 23:10:46 +0000

Depends on how fast my copier takes to whip up the 30,000

By: Grandad

Grandad — Tue, 29 May 2007 12:38:46 +0000

Actually I have just had a brainwave.

I’m going to open my own golf course.

Do you want to join? Introductory offer – only €30,000

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 29 May 2007 12:30:29 +0000

Grandad if you arent willing to emigrate for golf then you aren’t taking your golf serious enough

By: baino

baino — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:18:10 +0000

Just remember, like what goes on tour stays on tour – what you wear on the course – stays on the course!

By: Nancy

Nancy — Mon, 28 May 2007 23:20:35 +0000

Grandad,

I was enjoying a drink at the “19th Hole” of our local public golf course when I overheard this conversation between two golfers who had just finished their round of play.
“I’m going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures tomorrow.”
“Oh, yeah, I went to him a couple years ago,too”
“Is that so, did he do a good job?”
“Well, let me tell you, I was on the course yesterday and a guy teed off and hit the ball about 200 yards. It came screaming down the fairway and hit me right in the groin. That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn’t hurt.”

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:51 +0000

Nice one

But who is going to clean the club-heads?

The trouble with most of the above is that they explode when I hit them. But the dog poo dries nicely. I’ll try that. And come autumn, I’ll have all the windfalls from the orchard.

By: K8

K8 — Mon, 28 May 2007 13:46:47 +0000

In the meantime, you’ll need a bit of practise with your driver and some waste household food matter. Along with previously mentioned rotten spuds, other options are: rotten tomatoes, wet nappies, expired eggs and dog poo. (The latter might provide a solution to your mystery front-gate pooer)

Then do a thesis on the ratio of matter-mushiness to neighbour irritation. Should keep you occupied ’till the golf course opens up again.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 28 May 2007 12:56:15 +0000

As I say, I don’t know much about these things. I’ve seen white ones and yellow ones all right, but that’s about all.

By: Grannymar

Grannymar — Mon, 28 May 2007 12:45:34 +0000

@Sean the Templepatrick Hilton is not far from me. It is a very new course. If you had told me I might have acted as caddy.

Snow in these parts never lasts more than a half a day.

@Grandad I thought they used a red ball.