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On the count of ten

Grandad June 4th, 2007

Herself ran out of cigarettes.

I nipped down to the shop.

Bought her ten.

Up yours, Harney.

8 Responses to “On the count of ten”

  1. # Ian IRELANDon 04 Jun 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Grandad,

    Did this have a double benefit?

    1. You scored a point against Mata.

    2. You bought herself a packet of cigarettes, as requested, but didn’t have to pay for twenty.

    ;-)

  2. # Grandad IRELANDon 04 Jun 2007 at 3:09 pm

    I’m just worried now that she is going to become addicted.

    Obviously, 10s get you hooked but 20s don’t.

  3. # peckerhead IRELANDon 04 Jun 2007 at 6:15 pm

    The other day, my missus asked me for a double entendre.

    So I gave her one.

  4. # Dave Davis GERMANYon 04 Jun 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Posts like this are the reason I subscribe to this blog. :)

  5. # Dankoozy IRELANDon 05 Jun 2007 at 1:37 am

    Gawd. I hate that fat bitch. If she had any more fat on her the forklift couldnt lift her out of bed in the morning

    did she even get re elected? i havn’t been following this stuff. her whole party has only 2 seats now and she takes up at least 3 of them

  6. # Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jun 2007 at 8:27 am

    Dankoozy - she got in by a whisker, unfortunately. So the PDs now have two TDs and ten seats.

    If a health minister were an alcoholic there’d be complaints. If a health minister were a chain smoker there’d be complaints. How come there are no complaints at one who is morbidly obese?

  7. # irishflirtysomething IRELANDon 05 Jun 2007 at 9:08 am

    GD, you’re really not happy about this 10 pack are you?

  8. # Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jun 2007 at 9:15 am

    I couldn’t give a damn about the 10 pack. What gets me is the complete insanity of the logic behind it.

    A law that is suppose to dissuade young people from smoking is actually encouraging them to buy twice as much. Does that make sense?

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