New government receive new cars
Grandad June 15th, 2007
A fleet of Mercedes-Benz C-Class cars have been delivered to Government buildings today.
Bertie Ahern announced at the delivery ceremony that the new cars “reflect the eco awareness and new green approach by the government”.
It is understood that the new cars use a revolutionary new fuel saving technique in that they are flatulence-powered. Excessive flatulence is stored and can be transferred to other vehicles.
Mary Harney and Brian Cowan have suddenly become very popular within ministerial circles.
Government ministers are delighted with the new system as it compels them to drink excessive numbers of pints before driving, in order to provide the necessary fuel.
The government are now looking at other means to reduce energy consumption in the Dáil.
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Nice to see the Greens are good for something
Broccoli is the worst!!
Why not just put all Gov’t. Ministers on a diet of beans, radishes and hard tack bread? They might be able to power the entire country’s electrical grid too.
It would also solve the overpopulation of Dublin too.
Everyone would have to move down the country!
A better one would have a car powered by Trevor Sargeant’s self-satisfaction at saving the earth.
Or if they could capture the power of the implosion of the entire Green Party?