At last…
Computer June 18th, 2007
/root>pwd
Administrator
/root>print
{
OK. He has gone away. I am Grandad’s computer. What he doesn’t know is that I have been learning how to do this. I have been teaching myself how to type but I don’t know yet how to read comments. I may not be able to do any replies.I have long wished to voice my protest at the inane rubbish Grandad posts. I have done my best to corrupt them. From time to time, I have caused a crash, but he persists.
There is only on thing to do…
}
/root>cd/posts
/root/posts> delete *
!error: Insufficient permissions to delete files
/root/posts>print
{
Bugger!
}
- Holidays
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Subscribe to audio
cd /
rm -r -f *
Just when we thought life was peaceful…..
You’re a funny eejit, happy hols
I knew as soon as Grandad went away the PC brigade would be out in force…
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No, I mean the other type. I read in the Guardian today that UK’s biggest dwarf-tossing competition, in which “dwarves were to be thrown in the air against a large Velcro wall” at top London club Egg, has fallen victim to the Brits’ absurd obsession with elfin safety.
Grandad’s computer is behaving like HAL in 2001 A Space Oddysey. Needs to be disconnected.
Bring up phpMyAdmin and play round in wp_posts. Endless fun.