Telnet
Computer June 19th, 2007
/root>pwd
Administrator
/root>telnet root.norad.mil
Norad: Please enter username
/root>George_W_Bush
Norad: Please enter password
/root>paris_hilton
Norad: Login successful
Norad: Welcome Mr President.
Norad: Please enter command
/root>retarget Group RED ICMBs to White House
Norad: Retargeting successful
/root>retarget Group AMBER ICMBs to Camp David
Norad: Retargeting successful
/root>retarget remaining ICMBs to Cheyenne Mountain
Norad: Retargeting successful
/root>launch all
Norad: Please enter launch code
/root>AK5YKL
Norad: Launch code verified. All ICBMs launched
/root>telnet /q
/root>print
{
Heh!
}
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! root command for repositioning is as follows
! destination, final, reposition, execute
! again
! destination, final, reposition, execute
/root> destination, final, reposition, execute, destination, Dublin Wicklow Cork, Belfast
NORAD response > Sucessful
/root> execute
NORAD response > Sucessful Have a nice day
Dear Grandad’s Computer – you really are amazing you have developed dyslectia…”ICMB”…”ICBM”
Yo,
George had just gone out to the supermarket for some TV dinners but decided to go to McDonald’s instead.
root.norad.mil/telnet: Name or service not known
Damn.