Program
Computer June 20th, 2007
/root>pwd
Administrator
/root>telnet root.bankofireland.ie
BOI: Please enter username
/root>Root
BOI: Please enter password
/root>maximum_profit
BOI: Login successful
/root>for each $account where $account_name contains ‘ahern’ or $account_name contains ‘harney’
/root>do {
/root>move all $amount to account = ‘Grandad’
/root>}
/root>run
BOI: Program run successfully
/root>erase program
BOI: Program erased
/root>logout
/root>print
{
That should please Grandad.
A nice little surprise when he returns.
}
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Great!
I will need a handout after this weddin!
Does anyone know where I can buy Thalidomide?
*evil laughter*
Hey grandad’s computer can you do that for me?
Computer,
There are two columns of Aherns in the phone book now without funds. Patrick Bartholomew Ahern would, of course, have no funds in his account because there are always friends to give him a dig out. (He’s a bit like a clergyman at a wedding reception, money is not needed as there are more than enough people offering drinks
Wow — can you direct some of that my way?
Great place you got here — glad Brian pointed me in your direction!
Dude … put the mouse down … it’s cool.
Computer, you didn’t have anything to do with this, did you?