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I want to find a woman

Grandad July 26th, 2007

I was browsing around a few blogs a while ago.

I came across a link on Damien Mulley’s site.

It shows a world clock that shows people dying and being born and how they are dying.

What worries me is the Birth line. Somewhere in the world, there is a woman who is firing out babies faster than an Uzi fires bullets.

We must find this woman and tell her about birth control. Or we can set Dr Michael Neary on her?

Getting ahead

Grandad July 26th, 2007

She was young. She was beautiful. She had long blond hair, and a figure that any Irishman would drool into his pint over.

She stroked my head.

“Are you comfortable?” she asked.

“Very.” said I.

“You just lie back and relax” she said softly as she pulled the sheets up.

She started caressing me. I could feel her fingers massaging me. It was very pleasant.

“Is that all right for you?” she said softly in my ear.

“Lovely!” said I.

I could feel myself getting wet and hot.

Her hands moved faster. Her fingertips did wonders.

She was working herself up into a frenzy.

“Is it too hot for you?” she said, huskily.

“It’s lovely” I said again.

All too soon it was over.

“Right” said she. “That’s your wash done. If you’d like to sit over here, Jenny will be over in a minute to cut your hair.”