Never blog when you are p*ssed

Grandad August 3rd, 2007

I just received a comment on one of my posts.

It is from a poor girl in Samoa who is lovelorn and is trying to contact her long lost love.

I think she is so heartbroken, that she is hitting the bottle a little too hard. This is a bad idea when typing.

Here is her outpouring -

Good afternoon visitors of web page of site www.headrambles.com I not so a long ago am in Suffolk
and so, that I said goodbye with to sweet one a man, David/Tracey – Leekon, and now try to find him, last that I know so it that he lives in citi, and often visits the resources of type your www.headrambles.com, if suddenly will see this nik write that this man knocked in my icq . I very much I am sad without socializing with this man.To reason wanted to say thank you and to wish successes to the collective your resource. So to hold boys. Only little request of,sdelayte that your resource was more pochasche accessible, themes that for you Super

Now it is only fair that she gets a reply, but first I need to raid the whiskey stock.

Dear Beimatbet,
Thank you for visiting my site, and I hope that David/Tracey – Leekon does too. With a bit of luck he will see this and reply.
Has it occurred to you that he may be a teetotaller and may be avoiding you?
I hop not becase you sound lik a nice girl.
I hadnt intehded this to be a dateing sit but I hope someting hapens.
Have fjbd ssd iuftyutty jdff….

*hic*

*burp*

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Comments(9)

9 Responses to “Never blog when you are p*ssed”

# David/Tracey - Leekon on 03 Aug 2007 at 4:28 pm

Nucking futs! I know nothing. Ignore that person. She is talking ablosute rhubishe. I never had personal relations with that woman!

David/Tracey – Leekon
# Baino on 03 Aug 2007 at 9:08 pm

Nah, she’s just used a Babel translator. Then again, makes perfect sense to me *hic* oops, there goes another champagne glass!
# Grandad on 03 Aug 2007 at 11:06 pm

Baino – Will you please moderate your drinking. That’s five glasses this week alone.

And it was you. Wasn’t it? Well, you’ve found your man, even if he does say you talk ablosute rhubishe.
# K8 on 04 Aug 2007 at 12:05 pm

You’re funny!
# Grandad on 04 Aug 2007 at 12:09 pm

Funny ha ha or funny peculiar?
# K8 on 04 Aug 2007 at 2:52 pm

Funny ha ha.. wait what? funny.
# Grandad on 04 Aug 2007 at 3:16 pm

Thanks. You’re weird.
# Dave on 04 Aug 2007 at 8:48 pm

I only post under the influence, the quality is even worse when I’m sober.
# Grandad on 04 Aug 2007 at 10:24 pm

When I imbibe, I can’t find the keyboard. How do you manage?