Side effects
Grandad August 13th, 2007
One of the drags of getting old is that you have to start taking medication.
Every night I have to take a Big Red Pill.
This pill has side effects - it causes disorientation, and makes me walk in circles.
To counteract that I take another pill.
This pill has side effects - it causes hormone imbalance, and makes me grow boobs.
To counteract that I take another pill.
This pill has side effects - it causes erectile function, and gives me a permanent stiffy.
To counteract that I take another pill.
This pill has side effects - it causes visual impairment, and gives me a terrible squint.
To counteract that I take another pill.
This pill has side effects - it causes agression, and makes me want to kill everyone.
To counteract that I take another pill.
This pill has side effects - it makes my skin turn green.
To counteract that I take the Big Red Pill.
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And one of my kind readers has supplied the solution.
Thank you Michael
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