Archive for September 8th, 2007

The very sad person replies

Grandad September 8th, 2007

He reads my blog!

I suppose that is something to be grateful for?

Anyway, “SuperShadow” has replied to my post below. I won’t allow the comment through because then he could post weird stuff whenever he liked. as if the site isn’t weird enough anyway…

He says by way of response [and I quote]

the jedi knights would clean up iraq in days and bring peace to to the problems ye have in the north of your country.

As I said this bloke is strange.

I wonder why the Jedi Knights didn’t go into Iraq in the first place? It would have saved the mess they have now. They still have time.

And, “SuperShadow”, if you could stop watching Star War films for a few minutes and breathe a bit of fresh air, you might find that the “problems I have in the north of my country” are pretty much in the past. Thank God. Frankly, the idea of a load of Jedi Knights rushing in and stirring the whole thing up again would piss a lot of people off. Thanks for the offer anyway.

He also sent me his website which says of him [again I quote]

As you would expect, all information regarding the legendary SuperShadow is above top secret (classified at the highest level). Mysteriously and very enigmatically, nothing is known about SuperShadow except that SS is very close, personal friends with George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars. Heralded by the fans as the most important, influential and ingenious Star Wars expert in history, SS completely revolutionized the way Star Wars movies are created.

His site also claims to be the official website of George Lucas. Wow!

I can confirm that he doesn’t masturbate to a picture of Yoda though, as he also sent me a picture of his girlfriend.

Very nice, “SuperShadow”.

Now I suggest you go away and leave me alone?

Herself is getting us into trouble

Grandad September 8th, 2007

It must be full moon time again?

Herself has posted on her blog.

I think she fancies herself as an advice columnist?

I can see that one leading to a law suit or two….

-oOo-

In the meantime, another little one for the weekend -

What is the next number in the sequence?

3, 3, 5, 4, 4, 3, 5, 5, 4, 3, ?

Answers on a postcard please, enclosing the usual cheque for €100.

A very sad person

Grandad September 8th, 2007

I get some very strange comments on this blog.

I’m not talking about my regular readers, because by definition they have to be strange people anyway.

No. I’m talking about the odd comment that comes in from a stranger that has no relevance to the topic at all.

I got one the other day, that started me on a little odyssey of my own…

boycott EWAN MCGREGOR
HE HAS INSULTED STAR WARS FANS.
BOYCOTT HIS MERCHANDISE

This intrigued me. What has Ewan McGregor done to inflame this person, that he [or she] feels compelled to start a campaign on the Internet?

So I did a search for Ewan McGregor. It transpires that he has acted in the Star Wars films. So far so good. He has even recieved a lot of critical acclaim.

I did a search for “ewan mcgregor insult fans star wars” and got a load of extremely strange sites. These were mostly sites where people dress up as star Wars characters and discuss the sizes of their light sabres [a psychiatrist would have a field day with that one]. What very sad people they are. But I suppose it keeps them off the streets.

I couldn’t find anything to suggest that McGregor had insulted his fans. He did say something about Star Wars not being amongst his best films. But that’s all I could find.

And what about this bit about McGregor’s merchandise? What does he produce? Corn flakes? Deodorant? Tins of dog food? Do I have to examine every label from now on to see if it was manufactured by Ewan McGregor?

So here is a message for “Supershadow” [this kid really does have problems!].

Start Wars is a FILM. It is MAKE BELIEVE. IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. Don’t get so worked up about it. Stop masturbating in front of pictures of Yoda. Go outside and see the real world. Pick a worthy cause for your campaigns, like cleaning litter off the streets, or deposing George W.

And stop sending stupid comments to this site.