Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est
Grandad September 17th, 2007
I HATE BOOKKEEPING
Got that?
I have been doing my accounts all day and I’m sick of it. I have had enough.
So here’s the deal…………..
If I owe you money, the cheque is in the post. OK?
If you owe me money, I want it by the end of the week.
Or you’ll be getting a visit from Tiddles.

There.
That wasn’t too hard.
Bookkeeping finished.
Who says blogging isn’t good for business?
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The only problem with male lions is that they are lazier than the average mafia godfather - it’s the females that do all the hunting.
Now, if you threatened to send Tiddles’ wife around, that would be a different matter.
Ian
He sends his missus out to do the collectin’. He does the painful bit.
Why? Do you owe me money? Are you scared?
So Twenty wanted a cheque then?
Grandad you owe us $1999 +vat for Tiddles. Pay up or we will send round 2 panthers and a rhino….
I’ll see your 2 panthers and a rhino and I’ll raise you a fire breathing dragon.
Ok it’s on the way - I swear.
Flirty - That’s what they all say [hence - 'Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est']