We all make mistakes
Grandad September 21st, 2007
Many years ago, a young couple met in Pennsylvania.
They were hiking along the road to DuBois.
About ten miles from the town they decided to take a side road.
After about three miles they realised that they fancied each other. A lot.
A couple of miles further on they could take it no more and abandoned themselves to a frenzy of rampant sex at the side of the road.
A couple of miles beyond that their mobiles started ringing like mad.
They had picked a spot under a webcam that had broadcast their animal passions to millions. And he had accidentally pressed the speed-dial button to his wife in the heat of the moment. And they had taken no precautions. And her jealous 25 stone husband was due out of prison in a few weeks after serving five years for assault and battery.
You don’t believe me?
Thanks Brianf
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You think that people wouldn’t notice that you changed the sign around???
You’re being continuously monitored.
It makes more sense that way.
25 Stones? Good God man, he must of been a black bear of epic proportions. They are rampant in those parts, ya know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rW6U9mXvh8
Thats crazy talk Grandad but I believe you1
Would I ever lie?
Hi Grandad,
Good one! I thought the story was rather real-like until the mention of them picking a spot under a webcam? What, like someone sitting on a tree with their laptop?
Moral of the story: Whatever you do, wherever you go don’t take the side road.
25 stone? He’s a fat pig, he is. Take his feet out from under him and he’ll flop around on the ground like a beached whale. Then you can kick him in his throat. Funny how compliant they become when they can’t breathe right.
Done! Now they can backtrack a bit to the sweaty crazy jungle monkey sex.