Comments on: Go stuff your sofa http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:17:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: It’s bloody started already : Me Blog! http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-41109 It’s bloody started already : Me Blog! Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:21:10 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-41109 [...] Sadly it was for a funiture supplier so it seems they haven’t bothered taking any notice of Grandads Open Letter to [...] [...] Sadly it was for a funiture supplier so it seems they haven’t bothered taking any notice of Grandads Open Letter to [...]

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24944 Grandad Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:10:47 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24944 Donmacnamara - Good point. You never know what is stuffed down the back of a sofa. And, as you say, you can always get stuffed on it!! Kieran - Welcome!! And thanks for the kind remarks. You've been on my reader for a while [I dunno how it got there!], and I loved <a href="http://www.kmcgraphics.com/wordpress/extra_files/youghal_clock_gate_active_clock.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">that clock</a> you produced. <em>Very</em> clever!! Donmacnamara - Good point. You never know what is stuffed down the back of a sofa. And, as you say, you can always get stuffed on it!!

Kieran - Welcome!! And thanks for the kind remarks. You’ve been on my reader for a while [I dunno how it got there!], and I loved that clock you produced. Very clever!!

]]> By: Kieran McCarthy http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24943 Kieran McCarthy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:57:38 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24943 You never fail to make me laugh everyday this post "Go stuff your sofa" had me in stitches, love your honesty and humor. I've been reading your blog over the months, put you on me blogroll and voted for you in "da awards" this is my first post to you, keep it up Grandad. You never fail to make me laugh everyday this post “Go stuff your sofa” had me in stitches, love your honesty and humor. I’ve been reading your blog over the months, put you on me blogroll and voted for you in “da awards” this is my first post to you, keep it up Grandad.

]]> By: donmacnamara http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24750 donmacnamara Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:17:19 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24750 Imagine my disappointment when my doting grandmother passed away and left me nothing in her will. the old crone ; i used to lick up to her no end . the others were left an even 200 k each. but to my consternation she left me a flea ridden old sofa like the kind you describe except it was a 1850 modle. well I was disappointed , so much so that i didnt get a decent hard on for 4 weeks and when my girlfriend found the cause of my deep despair she offered to give me the first blow job on that sofa. I thought it might serve the old witch well if she saw me at it on her beloved sofa and relunctantly agreed. In the thoes of the affair that followed the old sofa just couldnt take the heaving and what not and just fell apart . Imagine my disappoitntnment when this happened just before the top of the down swing as it were; when there out on the floor fell three dozen golden nuggets. reckoned to be worth about 1000 k Im feeling much better about my old sofa now ; so get a life and buy one in a pwan shop .. yopu just never know Imagine my disappointment when my doting grandmother passed away and left me nothing in her will. the old crone ; i used to lick up to her no end . the others were left an even 200 k each.
but to my consternation she left me a flea ridden old sofa like the kind you describe except it was a 1850 modle.
well I was disappointed , so much so that i didnt get a decent hard on for 4 weeks and when my girlfriend found the cause of my deep despair she offered to give me the first blow job on that sofa.
I thought it might serve the old witch well if she saw me at it on her beloved sofa and relunctantly agreed.
In the thoes of the affair that followed the old sofa just couldnt take the heaving and what not and just fell apart .
Imagine my disappoitntnment when this happened just before the top of the down swing as it were; when there out on the floor fell three dozen golden nuggets.
reckoned to be worth about 1000 k Im feeling much better about my old sofa now ; so get a life and buy one in a pwan shop .. yopu just never know

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24699 Grandad Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:01:57 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24699 OFTRoad - Not all Australians are bad. They may all be descended from criminals, but we won't hold that against them. And I never threatened to retire. I don't know where that started... Ian - The old leopardskin?! Good idea though to go out shooting couches. I can just see you in Bargaintown with a 12 bore! ;) OFTRoad - Not all Australians are bad. They may all be descended from criminals, but we won’t hold that against them.

And I never threatened to retire. I don’t know where that started…

Ian - The old leopardskin?! Good idea though to go out shooting couches. I can just see you in Bargaintown with a 12 bore!

;)

]]> By: Ian http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24691 Ian Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:48:31 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24691 Grandad, Back in the 1970s people would be regularly seen dressed in skins of settees that they had shot themselves. http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/type~Jackets%20-%20Leather/gender~Mens/mensleatherjackets.cfm?nav=rec Since the hunting of settees became unfashionable, there has been a lack of a market for their skins and they have got bigger and bigger, to the point that they take over your room. The answer is to go out and shoot the settees before they grow to unmanageable sizes. This needs to be done with a rifle now, shotguns leave pellet holes just in the part of the settee where you want to sit. Grandad,

Back in the 1970s people would be regularly seen dressed in skins of settees that they had shot themselves.

http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/type~Jackets%20-%20Leather/gender~Mens/mensleatherjackets.cfm?nav=rec

Since the hunting of settees became unfashionable, there has been a lack of a market for their skins and they have got bigger and bigger, to the point that they take over your room.

The answer is to go out and shoot the settees before they grow to unmanageable sizes. This needs to be done with a rifle now, shotguns leave pellet holes just in the part of the settee where you want to sit.

]]> By: OneForTheRoad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24682 OneForTheRoad Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:42:26 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24682 ...oh yeah - good to see that you're still blogging away and that your threat to retire wasn't acted upon! …oh yeah - good to see that you’re still blogging away and that your threat to retire wasn’t acted upon!

]]> By: OneForTheRoad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24681 OneForTheRoad Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:40:54 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24681 I have also noticed that the suites they actually show in those ads are usually gaudy, red, and look like a load of shite. And as for Harvey Norman - for a start, everyone hates fucking australians, so why they think that having one of these braying convicts shouting at us every 15 minutes will make us troop down tho their warehouse and buy some cheap piece of crap always flummoxes me. I have also noticed that the suites they actually show in those ads are usually gaudy, red, and look like a load of shite.

And as for Harvey Norman - for a start, everyone hates fucking australians, so why they think that having one of these braying convicts shouting at us every 15 minutes will make us troop down tho their warehouse and buy some cheap piece of crap always flummoxes me.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24678 Grandad Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:41:23 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24678 Baino - No. Don't kill him. Just park a speaker van outside his house and play inane ads at him 24 hours a day. Marlys - I'm well aware that we are heading into that ghastly feeding frenzy of commercialism that is called Christmas. Doubtless I'll have something to say about that. It's just this weird furniture thing. I can understand ads for toys, food, drink, perfume and so on, by why furniture????? Baino - No. Don’t kill him. Just park a speaker van outside his house and play inane ads at him 24 hours a day.

Marlys - I’m well aware that we are heading into that ghastly feeding frenzy of commercialism that is called Christmas. Doubtless I’ll have something to say about that.
It’s just this weird furniture thing. I can understand ads for toys, food, drink, perfume and so on, by why furniture?????

]]> By: Marlys Styne http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24672 Marlys Styne Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:36:22 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2007/11/04/go-stuff-your-sofa/#comment-24672 You think the ads are bad now? They'll only get worse from now through December 24, at least, and then there will be the post-holiday sales . . . . If we rushed to buy all that stuff before Christmas, we wouldn't be able to afford any holiday food or drink to enjoy while sitting on all that furniture! You think the ads are bad now? They’ll only get worse from now through December 24, at least, and then there will be the post-holiday sales . . . . If we rushed to buy all that stuff before Christmas, we wouldn’t be able to afford any holiday food or drink to enjoy while sitting on all that furniture!

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