Do I need bigger cock?
Grandad November 12th, 2007
I received an e-mail on Saturday night.
It wasn’t a very long mail but it got me worried.
What it said was "You know you want a bigger cock, don’t waste anymore time"
Now, I never even thought about the size of my cock. Did size matter? I began to fret.
The Doctor called yesterday, as we were to head up for some practice shooting up the valley. I told him about the mail. He offered to help.
He said he didn’t think size mattered either. He asked to see it, so I showed him my cock.
"That looks like a fine specimen" he said. "I’ve seen one or two bigger ones all right, but that is definitely on the large size"
"Thank you" says I.
"Nice colour" says he.
"Thank you" says I.
He looked at it from all angles. He looked at it from a distance and he looked at it from close up.
"If I had a cock like that, I’d be very happy" he said. "It looks extremely healthy. Does it do everything it’s supposed to do?"
"It does" says I.
"In that case, I wouldn’t worry" he said.
Great news. I could stop worrying.
The cock then flew up onto the shed roof and crowed lustily.
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