Grandad November 29th, 2007
I can’t decide which is worse - Mary Harney or Windows Vista.
They are both fat and over bloated.
They use up too many resources.
They both promise and fail to deliver.
Neither of them does what they’re supposed to do.
Anything they come in contact with doesn’t work.
They both insist things must be done their way, even though it’s the wrong way.
They both keep having to patch up their own errors.
They are both too expensive.
On the face of it though, I think Vista looks more attractive.

Grandad November 29th, 2007
And lo, a shadow lay across the land.
And the Evil Beast did continue to lay waste the Health Service, and the people screamed and died.
For The Beast denied everything. It claimed it knew not of any wrongdoing. It claimed it was someone else’s fault. It claimed it was trying to make things better.
But the people knew The Beast was evil. They knew it wanted only power and money.
“Enough” they cried, “for we are dying and we cannot enter our hospitals, for they are understaffed and run down”
But The Beast called forth its army of Orcs and Trolls from the slime-pits, and they did say it was doing a fine job, and that it could continue to terrorise the land.
And the people wept.
