Roadmap for Bertie
Grandad December 19th, 2007
Dubya is always on about roadmaps.
He has his roadmap for Israel and his roadmap for Iraq.
I thought it was about time Bertie had a roadmap. Because we don’t want him to feel left out. And it might help him find out where he’s going.
So I made him one.
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I hope he can use it to find his way.
He seems to be lost now.
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Heh heh. Where are the No U-turn signs and the Mahon Cul-de-Sac.
Map modified slightly!
I like it – U turns, meandering, never getting straight to the point and, most importantly, crooked as fuck!
A bit like a taxi driver really!
Could go round in circles a bit more though.
Its the road to nowhere! I recognise it.
TBA – It is an actual road, so I left it as it was. I think it’s appropriate enough, though there are some very nasty bends ahead.
Grannymar – That’s where this government is going….. Nowhere!
Grandad,
Just beyond the top left-hand corner of the map is the house in the Phoenix Park which will be vacant in four years time awaiting the arrival of an elder statesman.
If you don’t believe it is possible, then follow the story of the Irish Press shares and Dev’s migration to the Aras.
Ian – Please, please do not depress me. The thought of that stuttering eejit being stuck in the Park is not one to make my day. Anyway,with a bit of luck he’ll be in Mountjoy by then for embezzlement and corruption.
At first I thought it was the road to hell, but then I realised there wasn’t a good intention in sight.
Caro – With a bit of luck it leads to the landfill?!
It Suits the slimey little F**ker, but no matter how many bends it has it could never hope to be as bent as our dear Bertie..
Haha .. I think this road map could be adapted for a number of ‘leaders’ (I use the term loosely)
I’m a little Taoiseach,
Short & Stout
Get me payrise
‘fore I’m found out
”NONE OF YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS !!!,”
hear me shout,
Watch Out, Missus;
Ye’ll get a clout !
(needs some work admittedly)
I like it Jahn-Joe. I’ll go and sing it outside the tribunal when he comes out……