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What the perverts are looking for

Grandad December 20th, 2007

I am sick and tired on people coming to this site looking for pornography.

I have done my best to satisfy their perverted pleasures.

For reasons known only to God, and a butterfly in Bolivia, I’m currently being inundated with requests for "Paris Hilton Nude Pussy".

So here you go. 

nudepussy
I name this cat
Paris Hilton

14 Responses to “What the perverts are looking for”

  1. # JackMcMad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 2:57 pm

    I hate those cats! I have an endorsement on my license to shoot those on sight.

  2. # Ian IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Why have you named a cat after a hotel?

    http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/PARHITW-Hilton-Paris/index.do

  3. # Karyn Romeis UNITED KINGDOMon 20 Dec 2007 at 3:34 pm

    With this post, your wit has reached new heights and cemented my loyalty to your blog!

  4. # Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Ian - Why not? If people can name their children after footballers, then whay can’t I choose an hotel?

    Karyn - Don’t you mean new depths? I warn you, it takes a strong stomach and a thick hide to last the course…

  5. # Paul Heron UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Excellent, I’ve finally found what I’m looking for - you wouldn’t believe how many sites I had to go through for this ;-)

  6. # Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Paul - I always try to oblige…

  7. # John Ella CROATIAon 20 Dec 2007 at 5:36 pm

    Grandad, how about Britney Spears box..

  8. # Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 5:43 pm

    John - I think I’ve seen photographs of that somewhere else. Maybe I should do a series? Waddya think?

  9. # OneForTheRoad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 6:36 pm

    I once had a visitor to my site who was looking for “penis up own arse” on google.

    And now, i’m sure, you will too.

  10. # Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2007 at 6:47 pm

    OFTR - Maybe all he had to do was look in the mirror? He sounds like one weird pr*ck!

    And no. I won’t.

  11. # SID UNITED KINGDOMon 21 Dec 2007 at 12:31 am

    Looks like a candidate for Pimp my Cat!

    Know* alot about cats do we?

    *Not in the biblical sense

  12. # Doc UNITED STATESon 21 Dec 2007 at 2:56 am

    where’s the pussy?

    hey, Grandad: how many awards HAVE you won while i’ve been away?

  13. # Grandad IRELANDon 21 Dec 2007 at 10:50 am

    Hi Doc. Up there. In the photograph. Where else?

    I’ve only won one. I’m not greedy.

  14. # Morgetron UNITED STATESon 30 Jan 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha …

    Someone actually did a google search of “monstrous goat cock” and found my site … why I keep track of stuff like this, I don’t know, but I do.

    -J

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