Charitmss Gregetins

Grandad December 25th, 2007

Happy Chrsmtais Eryveone.

Snady here. Gadrand is in no fit satte to psot anyhitng, so he aeskd me to do it.

He says he hpoes you are all hinavg a nice pafeecul day.

He had a bit too much to dinrk lsat night and is felieng vrey srory for hmselif this mnirnog.

It sveres him rgiht.

I hpoe you all got ncie bones from Satna, and can I be your frnied, Moo Dog?

Snady

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Me and my friend Bruno

11 Responses to “Charitmss Gregetins”

  1. Andrew IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 11:48 am

    Hey Sandy!

    No bones here, but nearly as good. And we woke to a *very* thin film of snow across the driveway, so a sort of off-white Christmas here.

    Now that you have Grandad’s password though, you could have a fun day. :)

    Happy Christmas!

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Hlleo Adenrw

    We had a lot of fosrt wihch is very cold on my paws.

    Gadarnd syas he is as sick as a dog wcihh I tinhk is vrey inilusntg bsueace Im not sick.

    Have a Hpapy Crtashmis

    Snady

  3. Ian IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 6:51 pm

    Sandy,

    It is not the drink. Grandad has obviously eaten too many sprouts.

    Is being as sick as a dog as bad as being as sick as a parrot?

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 8:07 pm

    I have neevr seen a sick proart, but I konw waht a scik dog flees lkie. He had mroe wihshey tahn sotrpus bsuceae TAT mdae him.

  5. Ian IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 9:08 pm

    Sandy,

    Grandad would never do anything because someone “made him.”

  6. steph IRELANDon 25 Dec 2007 at 9:10 pm

    Happy Christmas! Sandy

    Your pal Bruno looks very clean after his/her spruce-up for Christmas - I hope he/she still smells okay?

    Grandad wants to get up early tomorrow so make sure you and Bruno make a real rumpus to wake him up - about 5am should be perfect ;-)

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 26 Dec 2007 at 12:50 am

    Ian - He said he had to be socbiale, busecae TAT was his gseut.

    Speth - Hppay Crthaisms! Bruno is vrey claen tanhk you but he slemls all wrong. He dsonet slmel like Bruno any more. He slmels of wshanig minache. I dont konw why?

    I love my mtaser very much and I will bite annyoe who tries to wkae him elray. I wlil only wake him if there is an egeermncy like the husoe is on fire, or I need a poo.

  8. Nick UNITED KINGDOMon 26 Dec 2007 at 9:41 am

    Sandy, all you have to do is put grandad on the lead and take him for a good romp round the park, throwing him plenty of sticks. After all that exercise he’ll have shaken off the effects of Satan’s liquid and he’ll be as right as rain.

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 26 Dec 2007 at 10:24 am

    Nick - I’m back in charge again. I have changed my password, and Sandy has been forbidden all Interweb access for the next week. And I resent your putting nasty ideas in Sandy’s head……

  10. JackMcMad IRELANDon 27 Dec 2007 at 2:54 pm

    Excellent post Sandy! A recent study of words was done and the results showed that it didn’t matter in what order the letters were, just as long as the first and the last ones didn’t change, people were still able to read the words at a glance and it didn’t slow down their reading pace. Good dog!

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Dec 2007 at 6:08 pm

    Tnahk you Jcak. Alctauly it was my great graet graet gaferdhatnr who decsvroied tihs in Ntnotahgim Uvitnerisy, not Cgaibmrde as most plepoe tnhik. It was bcak in 1976.

    Snady

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