Archive for December 27th, 2007

What my friends think of me

Grandad December 27th, 2007

I was given a nasty little tag by Brianf yesterday.

I am supposed to e-mail my friends and they are to write back and tell me what they think of me.

That could be very dangerous, even supposing they bothered to write back.

I decided to try it though. So I wrote out a quick mail ..

Dear [fill in as appropriate]

I have been asked to ask you what you think of me.

Please be honest.

Yours faithfully

Grandad

The replies I got back

-oOo-

Dear Grandad,

A fine upstanding specimen of your species. One of my better efforts.

Eternally yours

God

-oOo-

Dear Grandad,

I don’t know how yourself and Osama do it, but we’ll find you yet.

George W Bush
President of the Free World

-oOo-

Dear Grandad

Fuck you.

Mary Harney

-oOo-

Dear Grandad,

Are you one of dem peeple who gave me a dig out? If yiz are, de check is in de post. Say nuttin at de tribyounal.

Your friend [and don't deny it]

Bertie Ahern

-oOo-

Dear Grandad

You’re a cunt

Twenty Major

-oOo-

Dear Grandad

You were fantastic. I have never seen such a big one.

Glenda Gilson
XXXXX

-oOo-

So there you have it. Some people didn’t reply, like Idi Amin and Sharon Ní Bheoláin, but they are probably busy.

I won’t be so nasty as to pass it on. I’m nice like that.