Global Warming my B****x
Grandad December 29th, 2007
Where is this f*cking Global Warming they keep promising us?
Why can’t I feel my feet?
Why is there an iceberg in my freshly brewed tea?
What the f*ck is that looking in my window?
Whatever it is, it’s scaring Sandy.
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Teeheeee. Great photo! We saw 17 below a day or so ago.
Oh and you might get a laugh out of this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgsw5Hg0Ag
Janet – I thought we were supposed to be growing our own bananas and vineyards by now? Oh, and thanks for the video – I am vindicated!
Aww…That’s just the Coca Cola bear wanting to enter your house, so he can Americanise the place.
(Watch your back Sandy!)
Poor Sandy!
Brass monkeys is right! Just ask Bruno
I’d love to see the brass monkey ball freezing trick – would be an example of physics in action (look it up – a brass monkey is a rack which holds cannon balls – in cold weather, the cannon balls supposedly contracted so much they would fall through the rails of the brass monkey).
on cold – I’m glad to say I’m finally in a house which is actually warm in winter! for the last 6/7 years, I’ve skipped around Ireland, living in various other houses. /every/ January, the electricity bill would cripple the budget for months because of damned electric heaters.
right now, I’m sitting in a t-shirt enjoying the monaghan winter playing outside my window. modern insulation rules.
It’s climate change. They say that pretty soon when the gulf stream goes away and you have the climate of Labrador you will be up to your neck in ice.Brrrrr!
If you shoot it don’t eat it’s liver! The vitamin A levels are toxic.
Grandad you language is also in the bog lately . . .is this a symptom of the winter blues? Why don’t you move somewhere sensible. Today, 30, sunny, light North Westerley breezes and the only bears we have are those that drop from trees on unsuspecting tourists!
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~enigman/dropbear.html
JD – If that’s Coca Cola, you can keep it [anyway, it rots your teeth].
Steph – Actually, whatever it is looks as clean as Bruno. I wonder if someone stuck it in a washing machine?
Kae – An interesting experiment to try all right. Sometime. I’m reasonably warm now. It’s just that I had to go out for a bit, and the wind froze me!
TT – They’ve changed their minds about the Gulf Stream. It isn’t going to stop after all. In the same way that they are going to decide soon that Global Warming is a natural phenomenon.
Thrifty – I never shoot animals. Only tourists.
Baino – Do you think so? Actually, my language is normal. It’s just that I have discovered the *st*r*sk key, and I like it.
With regard to your temperatures, I saw your blog today. Now who’s gloating?
And can you send me 200 breeding pairs of Drop Bears please? Just in time for the tourist season?
Glad you are so sure Grandad. I guess all the scientists and I were worrying for naught.
TT – Not all the scientists by a long chalk. And you may well be.