You have mail!

January 8th, 2008

Try to think of a better coreer option for you! Why wait?!
Life can be a different thing for you now! Start right ahead!We now thrilled to bring you this special offer to get your degree on-line!Whatever your specialization is now obtaining your diploma degree becomes a reality.
Lot’s of people worldwide appreciated this unique opportunity of getting bachelor’s, PH’s, and Master’s through the net. And plus you now able to reach your aim almoust instantly.Ladder you carrer! Call us 1 206 555-5555 for 24/7. You can proudly grasp your diploma within days!

Woopee! Yes!!  Can I have a Masters Degree in English Literature please?

Will you be teaching me?

I always wanted to ladder my carrer and grasp my diploma.

-oOo-

Hi
It`s tasha again. Will you ever contact me? I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: tasha@bimbo.net

Why didn’t you just attach them?

Stupid bitch!

12 Responses to “You have mail!”

  1. flirty IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 10:20 am

    Is Coreer a new American word to show that we are all working “together” ?

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 10:24 am

    Flirty – I’m not sure. Either that or it’s something to do with apples?

  3. JackMcMad IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 10:43 am

    Send me that link. I want a Doctorate in Xylology. Tasha eh? I only get mails from people who say I should increase the size of me mickey.

  4. Annie IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 10:47 am

    Weird, i was just reading on the bbc website about a fake ‘Irish’ university (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7175730.stm) who have giving out degrees in award ceremonies in Oxford for the last seven years or so. They’re ‘campus’ (ie a postbox) was based in Dublin. Lets all go there!

  5. Grandad IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 11:08 am

    It’s a phone number, Jack. Try it! If you want mickey pills, I have tons of the damn things.

    Annie – Nice idea, but how many of us would fit in a postbox?

  6. nonny IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 12:32 pm

    There are strange goings on altogether. Since coming back my inbox in full of Mailer failure notices to various Viagra companies, I swear I didn’t send them.

  7. Grannymar UNITED KINGDOMon 08 Jan 2008 at 12:32 pm

    ‘Annie – Nice idea, but how many of us would fit in a postbox?’

    YOU FOUND IT! Now before you lose it again put down your arms and use it! ;)

  8. Ian IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Grandad,

    Do Tasha’s employers at bimbo.net

    http://www.bimbo.net/

    know she is sending out email?

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Nonny – Are you sure? Absolutely sure? You can be honest with me…

    Grannymar – You’re confusing me again. Put down my arms?

    Ian – Sh*t. I made that address up on the spur of the moment. I hope they don’t have a Tasha on the payroll!!

  10. Grannymar UNITED KINGDOMon 08 Jan 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Arms = guns

  11. Kirk M UNITED STATESon 08 Jan 2008 at 3:05 pm

    @JackMcMad,

    Are those emails form some tart named “LaraElephantineMember”? I get mail form her and her similarly named friends all the time.

  12. Grandad IRELANDon 08 Jan 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Grannymar – My arms are guns? After all I have been saying to SandH about the Americans? And I thought they were just yokes for stopping my hands falling off!

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