Blogging addiction and withdrawals
Grandad January 22nd, 2008
Life has taken an unfortunate turn.
I have to go away for a while.
I’m not sure how long I’ll be gone. The judge Someone said four years, but there is such a thing as remission. There is also such a thing as deviousness and corruption. So I may be back a lot sooner than you think.
If any of you feel like starting a campaign to “Free the Head Rambles One” then don’t let me stop you. Personally I have faith in my barrister ‘Slasher’ Moorhouse. Also that photograph I have of the Minister for Justice might come in handy – the one where he is in a very compromising position with a goat.
The problem is that I won’t be blogging, as far as I know. So for the first time since 2006, you’ll have to do without your daily dose of Head Rambles.
A couple of times in the past, I have had complaints that I have been late in posting. Apparently, I have inadvertently trained you, like Pavlov’s Dogs to drool around mid morning, as you sit waiting for my post to appear. I’m sorry about that. You should have more sense.
So now you are going to have to go cold turkey. You should be used to that after Christmas?
I know some of you will suffer from withdrawal symptoms. I can’t help that. I would suggest you take up smoking or alcohol instead. I believe heroin is quite a good substitute.
It will be interesting to see………
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Why don’tya just give Snady your passwords? That way she and Wouldye can blog about the trials and tribulations of dog biscuits.
See you in 25,874 seconds.
No way! My password is my own.
You’ll see me in 7 hours?
I had no turkey to go cold.
Will I miss you….. well I might, just a teansy bit!
You have a compromising picture of the Minister for Justice with Mary Harney? That’s sick!
Grannymar – No you won’t.
Robert – Yeeeuch!!! I have just thrown up on my keyboard.
Who is this Grandad guy and why am I reading his scribblings?
Adieu
Adios
Arrivederci
Au Revoir
Auf Wiedersehen
Bye-bye
Cheerio
Sayonara
So long.
Be back soon!
Ah ya can’t go, not just after I’ve found you.
*starts campaign*
Down with this sort of thing.
I’ll buy you a pint and a pouch if you will put up a referral page to my site.
I’ll correspond with Herself to keep her company. I might even shoot her a picture of myself once in a while
I’ll keep K8 on the straight and narr… no, that’s going to far. I’ll keep an eye on K8.
Yeah, I would do that for you.
God Bless America.
don’t go ….not just like that what will i do i might have to do some work..agh!
Serious? I don’t believe you….nah…… ain’t happening……..is it?
I hope it IS a lot sooner than I think. I only found your blog two weeks ago but you’ve grown on me.
First comment by the way – thought you needed a Canadian flag in that list.
“I have to go away for a while.
I’m not sure how long I’ll be gone”.
Don’t forget your woolly hat. It can be very cold in the Antarctic!
How quickly they forget.
Right so. Good luck now. Remember: Stay close to the wall and mind the buses.
ps. Eh, before you go … can I have one of your machine guns? Next door are opening up a B&B this weekend.
It’s for killing that tourist, right? Mind you, four years seems long for murder in this day and age. Perhaps it’s extended for fouling up the landfill with dead bodies…
It’s the litter charges that got him – all those shell cases. Littering is only permissible for certain groups.
Skiing is a good displacement activity for blogging, though I met a man who had his Blackberry with him on the piste. He fell over backwards and tore his calf muscle and had to be collected by a skiddoo
Oh that’s blinding innit? Here I’ve been trawling through your archives, reading up on you rather splendid blog & now you’re going away. *sigh*. Oh well, I s’pose it gives me time to catch up on a few more months worth of posts
Oh, just in case you’re wanting to ‘dispose’ of any arms or ammo, could you please send something my way? There are a heap of drivers here who need teaching a bit of respect. Either that, or they revert back to using camels.
No. No no no no NOOOOO! It can’t be happening! Tell me it ain’t so! Oh, and I’ve noticed I’m neither in the A list or the blog section. Am I listed under ‘losers’??!! xx
Where do I send the cake with the file and plastic explosives buried in it? Oh wait…you posted again already…never mind then.