Day one
Grandad January 23rd, 2008
OK. So this is your first day without a blog from Head Rambles.
How are you feeling?
You should be OK, because it’s only one day.
Maybe you are feeling elated, because you think you’ve kicked the habit? But don’t get too elated. There are rough times ahead. I would suggest that at this stage, you should take your first twenty cigarettes, and your first bottle of whiskey. Later this afternoon you can take your first heroin fix. That lot will really help with the withdrawals.
You are doing well.
Keep it up.
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Hey what’s going on with you at the moment then? book getting a little distracting?
I can’t take it anymore. When will this madness end!
Thanks! At least, that’s stopped the drooling for now
It’s not easy. I’ve been kicking the dog in frustration all morning.
And I don’t have a dog, so whoever it was I’ve been kicking all day, I’m sorry.
I’m not too worried, the auld computer will kick in and save the day, just like before when Grandad was on his holiers!
Ok, so I got the heroin and the spoon and the pack of matches but what am I suppose to do with this needle?
it’s been tough going
Good to hear from you
Grandad,
Come out! We know you are in there!
We’re giving you a chance to come out peacefully, otherwise we’ll have to do what the Americans did to Noriega and bombard you with awful music.
Grandad, we’re not messing about, come out with your hands up.
http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCB1L33IYM
First of all I have to
suffer the indignity of deportationtravel a long journey, but then mytrialdinner is postponed. Iam allowed one phonecalldecide to connect to the Interweb and then find you are playing Daniel O’Donnell at me. THAT IS NOT FAIR. Stoppit.I have got a very good
barristercar, and I hope to be back soon. They are treating me very well here in [censored by the Governor].Keep the faith.
Grandad
I have just sent you a cake in a file.
Shit, sorry.
Terence. Stop kicking Bertie.
Grandad. When will this torment end?? x
Grandad,
You’re appearing with a British ISP. What are you doing outside of the jurisdiction? I’m sure that breaks the terms of your bail. CAB will seize all your assets while you are away if they find out.
Stop playing with us. It’s just plain cruel. Think you’d appreciate us more. (did ya’ get the cake or what?).
Have fun in prison and watch out for that big guy named Brucey. He’ll want to be your buddy (tell him I said hello and thanks for the Christmas card. I plan to shoot him when his time is up).
cold turkey for me, I can take this forever.
(see you tomorrow?)
Do you really have nearly 30,000 comments on this blog or did you hack the code? My last comment was #28997. I think you hacked the code.
OFTR - Many thanks for the file with the cake baked into it.
KirkM - Yes. I got the cake/file. I met Brucie briefly [he sends his love, and can you send him an unwashed old pair of underpants?], but struck up a nice relationship with ‘Bog Boy’. He was sorry to see me go and cried copiously. To hack my code would be a sin, so the figure you have is accurate. But don’t forget - I have an ardent following of spammers.
Ian - Apres the cake/file, I’m on the lam. Can’t stay on-line too long. They can trace these things. Even to the wilds of Bodmin.