Day three
Grandad January 25th, 2008
Congratulations.
You have now reached your third day without a post from Head Rambles.
You should be feeling very proud of yourself.
By now, you must have noticed that you are eating better, and enjoying your food more. You will have more energy.
Some of the more advanced of you will even find you are beginning to do some actual work in the office. I know you never thought that that day would come!
Tonight, you should celebrate your success. After your twenty cigarettes, you bottle of whiskey and your heroin fix, you should treat yourself. Have some crack cocaine and some E’s.
Because you’re worth it.
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I still feel like crap, I quit smoking 2 years ago, can’t do drugs anymore because of all the drugs I’m taking but I sure could use a good stiff shot of scotch right about now.
So your back then? (Yay!) Glad you’re not dead however, I decided to comment here instead of the next post because this little (non) post looked lonely all by it’s self.
Good to have you back and congratulations on all the pardons. Did they let you keep the chimp?
KirkM - Thank you for saving this post from its isolation. It’s good to be back. I kept the chimp, and am training him for the next general election.