Head Rambles

HSE solves mammogram crisis

Grandad February 6th, 2008

Head Rambles is delighted to announce that an unknown philanthropist has stepped in to provide free breast checks.

The HSE has welcomed this move as it frees up additional funds to renovate their headquarters.

All enquiries to boobs@headrambles.com

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22 Responses to “HSE solves mammogram crisis”

1. # Grannymar on 06 Feb 2008 at 1:33 pm

   Get back! Get back! Keep away from my Boobs!
   Ye durty old geezer!

2. # Thriftcriminal on 06 Feb 2008 at 2:06 pm

   Are you sub-contracting at all?

3. # Grandad on 06 Feb 2008 at 2:30 pm

   Thrifty - I’m opening an franchise if you are interested?

4. # Thriftcriminal on 06 Feb 2008 at 3:03 pm

   Absolutely, I’m sure the wife would approve of me moving into health-care.

5. # Roy(irish taxi) on 06 Feb 2008 at 3:20 pm

   You’ve gone beyond the call of duty my man, I’ll send my 90 year old granny around soon as

6. # tt on 06 Feb 2008 at 3:50 pm

   Looks like you are in a trailer park there.

7. # Grandad on 06 Feb 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Roy - Thank you very much

   TT - I go wherever duty calls.

8. # English Mum on 06 Feb 2008 at 4:01 pm

   OOh I’ll volunteer! Not often you get yer boobs felt for nothing. Oops…sounding a bit desperate there…

9. # Grandad on 06 Feb 2008 at 4:06 pm

   Yay! Get your coat E Mum, and you can leave the smalls at home……

10. # Isitjustme? on 06 Feb 2008 at 5:20 pm

    In fairness Grandad I’d prefer that you had a look rather than some of the absolute TITS in charge of the HSE.

11. # English Mum on 06 Feb 2008 at 5:29 pm

    LOL Isit!! I’ve always had a secret desire, when visiting any healthcare establishment and having to disrobe, to whip off my bra and shout ‘look! aren’t they splended!’. I never do though.

12. # steph on 06 Feb 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Am I the only one still chortling with laughter at that picture?

    It might be something to do with the fact that I had a mammogram last week and it wasn’t half as much fun as you make it look, Grandad.

13. # annie on 06 Feb 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I reckon that beard would be a tad too itchy though… get the gillette out and I’m all yours. for a boob check of course.

14. # ben on 06 Feb 2008 at 6:34 pm

    highly politically incorrect but jesus did this make me laugh

    ya auld bastard!

15. # Grandad on 06 Feb 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Bloody hell! I’m onto something here.

    But the beard stays, Annie. Just be grateful I’m not smoking the pipe.

16. # Robert Synnott on 06 Feb 2008 at 8:20 pm

    BEWARE OF JORDAN.

17. # SandH on 06 Feb 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Dear Grandad,

    I have a coworker who would like to take advantage of the offer for a free boob check. This particular person is quite amicable and sports a triple-D cup.

    He weighs about 600 pounds…would that be a problem?

18. # JC Skinner on 07 Feb 2008 at 2:35 am

    You know that mammograms are recommended only for the over 50s, and those with a family history of cancer, right?
    You did?
    Fine, carry on.

19. # Jefferson Davis on 07 Feb 2008 at 3:52 am

    Hmm..Grand idea sir. Do you offer any sort of franchise deal for us poor bastards in the states?

20. # Deborah on 07 Feb 2008 at 8:59 am

    Heh! The husband also offers his services. Men!

21. # Wickles on 07 Feb 2008 at 10:58 am

    Some people just give and give…

22. # Grandad on 07 Feb 2008 at 11:41 am

    Robert S - I’d have to construct a new device for Jordan. Anyway, I don’t do plastic.

    SandH - That’s flab, not boobs. Easily confused by some.

    JC - I’m over 50. I’m not sexist. [But the earlier the scan is done in life, the better!]

    JD - You have McDonalds. Go away.

    Deborah - What are ya moaning about? Women!

    Wickles - It’s my nature. I can’t help it.

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