Archive for February 14th, 2008

The Awakening

Grandad February 14th, 2008

Spring is here.

The birds is nesting.

Granny’s gone and writ a post….

And now she’s gone off resting.

 

Spring is here,

The grass is riz.

I wonder where the birdies is?

The birds is on the wing.

But that’s absurd!

I always thought the wings was on the bird!

Valentines orgy

Grandad February 14th, 2008

Traditionally we have a party here on February the 14th.  Our Valentines Party.

Couples come from miles around to Head Rambles Manor.

It is a day of unadulterated sex.  Couples shag their brains out in a free and easy, first come, first served orgy of copulation.

It makes quite a racket, and I’m sure the neighbours have noticed.

The party happened this day last year, and the same day the year before.

This year was different.  They came two weeks ago.  I didn’t hear them this year which is unusual.  I didn’t even see them.  I know the party was held though.

The following morning, the pond was full of frog spawn.