Valentines orgy
Grandad February 14th, 2008
Traditionally we have a party here on February the 14th. Our Valentines Party.
Couples come from miles around to Head Rambles Manor.
It is a day of unadulterated sex. Couples shag their brains out in a free and easy, first come, first served orgy of copulation.
It makes quite a racket, and I’m sure the neighbours have noticed.
The party happened this day last year, and the same day the year before.
This year was different. They came two weeks ago. I didn’t hear them this year which is unusual. I didn’t even see them. I know the party was held though.
The following morning, the pond was full of frog spawn.
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Where’s my invite! the postman’s been and gone!
Roy - No invite needed. Unfortunately you have to be a frog, and I don’t know how the workd is spread. In leaps and bounds?
Can you look under the couch and see if I left my keys.
Cheers.
Oh, and don’t worry the stain will come out.
I have your keys, Cranky. And that strange rubber thing.
Which stain? There are so many?