Comments on: America declares war on Ireland

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:54:28 +0000

Why Chicago? Because they were spamming me and I don’t like that.

Why not Hollywood? Because they are too dumb and self absorbed to even realise they had been nuked. It would have been a waste of a missile.

By: Tom Carty

Tom Carty — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:33:30 +0000

Ah, why hit Chicago? Why not Hollywood?

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Canuckastan to Invade Vermont. | Just Thinkin' — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:51:21 +0000

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By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:22:55 +0000

Grandad,

So what’s this? I thought you were my friend. I thought we respected each other and all that. So this morning I find out that because of your vendetta with Chicago (who cares, you can have it, oh…you already did) now Canada is set to invade Vermont. And that was before my first cup of coffee! Invade? What the hell for? We’ve always been pals with the Canadians. They’re next door neighbors fer heaven’s sake (good neighbors for that matter, just like family, don’t even need a fence) and now, through your actions, they’re all set to invade, take prisoners and put them in soggy government supplied trailers imported from New Orleans–even the natives!

And now Ireland??! And I keep a hallowed place in my sidebar for folks like yourself. Frickin’ unbelievable.

Oh well, go with the flow I always say. Now let’s talk about arms and munition supplies. And how are you set for transportation? I have a great inventory and always willing to give my friends steep discounts. And don’t worry about my integrity none. Vermont’s supplying the USA (we’ve always been our own nation, we just gotten around to making out the paperwork), and Canada as well. Just good business.

@Cranky

Just stick us in various pubs, get us drunk and take advantage of us. We won’t mind a bit and besides, we’re fair story tellers and we’ve got a lot of great bar bands to offer that will play for cheap.

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By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:46:34 +0000

Robert - I agree. It is [was] a beautiful city. I daresay we would have a lot of it now, if the wind hadn’t changed.

Roy - Chicago? There is no such place. At least, not since yesterday.

Cranky - Have you any room in Canuckastan? Or we can stick ‘em in Iraq?

I love that letter! The link stays. And keep us up to date on the war as it progresses.

By: Cranky Canuck

Cranky Canuck — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:36:57 +0000

Damn Grandad! If we are going to be at war with America. Just where are we going to keep the prisoners??

On another note, I posted a real letter to President Vladimir Putin on Saturday asking him to drop a couple of nukes on Quebec. They are giving the owners of an Irish pub a hard time saying that they aren’t “french” enough.

http://crankycanuck.org/?p=338 if you want to read it. A copy of the letter I posted is at the bottom. Delete the link if you feel it is inappropriate.

By: Roy(irish taxi)

Roy(irish taxi) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:48:16 +0000

I prefer Chicago

By: Robert Synnott

Robert Synnott — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:04:08 +0000

Oh, I love Bristol. Wish we had it here.

(I was there a few years back for a competition; it’s so nice!)

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:41:26 +0000

I always thought St Mary Redcliffe was a rather attractive building. And then there was the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

On the other hand, they can’t film Holby City or Casualty anymore. Herself will be devastated….