Comments on: My trees eat lorries http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:37:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Head Rambles » Blog Archive » The Accidental Terrorist restores order http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30982 Head Rambles » Blog Archive » The Accidental Terrorist restores order Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:16:18 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30982 [...] I wrote last week that there was to be a meeting about my trees eating lorries. [...] [...] I wrote last week that there was to be a meeting about my trees eating lorries. [...]

]]> By: Shane http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30812 Shane Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:41:56 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30812 Grandad, Surprised that you have to ask the question. Keep going until: (a) you run out of cartridges (but really, that would just be bad planning) (b) your arm gets tired (but that won't happen to someone as fit/driven by rage as you) (c) there is nothing left to shoot. Grandad,

Surprised that you have to ask the question. Keep going until:

(a) you run out of cartridges (but really, that would just be bad planning)

(b) your arm gets tired (but that won’t happen to someone as fit/driven by rage as you)

(c) there is nothing left to shoot.

]]> By: Jayne http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30710 Jayne Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:15:50 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30710 I know several currently unemployed mercenaries Grandad & I'm sure they'll help you out, should you require their 'assistance' *coff* This twat sounds like a bully. Time for you to put him in his place methinks. He doesn't deserve to live in such a lovely little spot. Take no prisoners Grandad - both barrels & a few spares from me! I know several currently unemployed mercenaries Grandad & I’m sure they’ll help you out, should you require their ‘assistance’ *coff*
This twat sounds like a bully. Time for you to put him in his place methinks. He doesn’t deserve to live in such a lovely little spot. Take no prisoners Grandad - both barrels & a few spares from me!

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30690 Grandad Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:31:55 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30690 RhodesTer - I haven't a clue what he smells like and have no wish to find out. *shudder* Shawn - We shall see? RhodesTer - I haven’t a clue what he smells like and have no wish to find out. *shudder*

Shawn - We shall see?

]]> By: Shawn http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30685 Shawn Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:47:10 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30685 i hope this cunt gets what's coming i hope this cunt gets what’s coming

]]> By: RhodesTer http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30681 RhodesTer Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:24:37 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30681 We have people like Mr. Digger over here too, except they don't have Irish accents and they probably smell better, although that part's not certain. We have people like Mr. Digger over here too, except they don’t have Irish accents and they probably smell better, although that part’s not certain.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30678 Grandad Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:08:51 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30678 Aineliva - That sounds like him all right. There has been a history of this kind of carry on ever since he moved into the area. A sad day that was. I would send him to the White House, but Dubya was enough for one century. TT - The meeting will probably be a damp squib. There was one last year where everyone just agreed with everything that was said, and then fell asleep. Baino - That damn squirrel is so elusive!! There have been periods when he is out on the lawn several times a day for a week. Then we mightn't see him for a year. I haven't seen him this year at all. I love my wild patch. I have left rotting tree trunks lying on the ground for the insects and the like. There is plenty of dense undergrowth and high trees. The wildlife loves it! Shane - Fair enough. How many times to I reload? Granny - I'm surprised at you :-o *heh!* Aineliva - That sounds like him all right. There has been a history of this kind of carry on ever since he moved into the area. A sad day that was. I would send him to the White House, but Dubya was enough for one century.

TT - The meeting will probably be a damp squib. There was one last year where everyone just agreed with everything that was said, and then fell asleep.

Baino - That damn squirrel is so elusive!! There have been periods when he is out on the lawn several times a day for a week. Then we mightn’t see him for a year. I haven’t seen him this year at all. I love my wild patch. I have left rotting tree trunks lying on the ground for the insects and the like. There is plenty of dense undergrowth and high trees. The wildlife loves it!

Shane - Fair enough. How many times to I reload?

Granny - I’m surprised at you :-o *heh!*

]]> By: Granny http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30676 Granny Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:51:49 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30676 After eight hundred years of oppression we Irish value our land. In fact it is only two hundred years since we were in a position to own our own piece of green. We know our boundaries. Grandad is not a man to mess with. So in the words of my Man I say FUCK OFF if you don't like it here. Move next door to IKEA. You'll be in heaven. After eight hundred years of oppression we Irish value our land. In fact it is only two hundred years since we were in a position to own our own piece of green. We know our boundaries. Grandad is not a man to mess with. So in the words of my Man I say FUCK OFF if you don’t like it here. Move next door to IKEA. You’ll be in heaven.

]]> By: Shane http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30673 Shane Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:34:56 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30673 Grandad, One barrel from us, one from you. Reload and repeat. Grandad,

One barrel from us, one from you. Reload and repeat.

]]> By: Banio http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30669 Banio Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:04:20 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/02/22/my-trees-eat-lorries/#comment-30669 Andrew has a point, if you can photograph your 'wildlife' you may well get a protection order for the trees. I'm with Thrifty on suburbia as it encroaches on my back fence with it's neat little gardens and lap pools. Stick to your guns Grandad! Andrew has a point, if you can photograph your ‘wildlife’ you may well get a protection order for the trees. I’m with Thrifty on suburbia as it encroaches on my back fence with it’s neat little gardens and lap pools. Stick to your guns Grandad!

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