Archive for February 25th, 2008

Paws for thought

Grandad February 25th, 2008

Sandy and I were out the other day.  We went for a walk, and then decided to stop off for a coffee and a smoke.  Sandy doesn’t smoke but she enjoys her cappuccino [no sugar].

I like to think of this as our little bit of quality time.

Me: Well?  Did you enjoy that walk?

Sandy: It was all right.  I would have preferred it if you had let me off the lead.  I find it very irritating when you pull me when I’m having a dump.

Me: sorry about that.  I didn’t realise…

Sandy: The arched back, the tail in the air and the look on my face didn’t give you a clue?

Me: I said I’m sorry.

Sandy: Can I drive on the way back?

Me: I suppose so.  But try to keep to the speed limits this time.

Sandy: But I like seeing the faces on other drivers when I overtake them.

Me: You’ll get me into trouble one of these days.

Sandy: You are so anal about these things.  Loosen up.

Me: what are you doing?

Sandy: Trying to attract that woman’s attention.  I need a nap, and you need someone to talk to.

Me: Stop messing.

Sandy: It’s working.  She’s coming over.

Woman: Oh,what a beautiful dog.  You look so intelligent.  What’s your name, Diddums?

Sandy: Woof.