Comments on: 5,200 White Mice http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:16:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31308 Grandad Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:43:52 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31308 Nick - I am currently trying to train my mouse to type, but the bugger just sits there shining a red light out its arse. How to I get it to move? H - That's more like it. I'm going to do some re-programming on my PC today to see if I can get any of those to work. OFTR - What did I do where? You watching me? Thrifty - They have to be new-born, which poses problems. Unless they are going to infuse them with the souls of of the tzars? Flirty - I listen to him every day. Nine to five on Lyric FM. Unmissable. Nick - I am currently trying to train my mouse to type, but the bugger just sits there shining a red light out its arse. How to I get it to move?

H - That’s more like it. I’m going to do some re-programming on my PC today to see if I can get any of those to work.

OFTR - What did I do where? You watching me?

Thrifty - They have to be new-born, which poses problems. Unless they are going to infuse them with the souls of of the tzars?

Flirty - I listen to him every day. Nine to five on Lyric FM. Unmissable.

]]> By: flirty http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31307 flirty Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:33:18 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31307 Am sure you listen to Rick every day :-) Am sure you listen to Rick every day :-)

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31306 Thriftcriminal Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:56:13 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31306 Surely by "white" they mean pre-revolution Russian aristocratic mice? Surely by “white” they mean pre-revolution Russian aristocratic mice?

]]> By: OneForTheRoad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31271 OneForTheRoad Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:02:30 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31271 I see what you did there... I see what you did there…

]]> By: H http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31267 H Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:37:42 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31267 Possible right-click options? > Eat Cheese > Drink Water > Electrocute > Infect With Anthrax --------------------- > Cut > Clone > Paste --------------------- > Send to > Maze >>>>>>>>>>> Exercise Wheel >>>>>>>>>> > Chechnya (Infected Mice Only) Possible right-click options?

> Eat Cheese
> Drink Water
> Electrocute
> Infect With Anthrax
———————
> Cut
> Clone
> Paste
———————
> Send to > Maze
>>>>>>>>>>> Exercise Wheel
>>>>>>>>>> > Chechnya (Infected Mice Only)

]]> By: Nick http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31242 Nick Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:35:17 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31242 It's even more advanced than that. The mice are being trained to operate computers for the bigwigs who've moved beyond menial work like tapping keys and squinting at screens. They'll just tell the mice what to do and they run around the keyboard getting it done. The project's top secret of course to avoid Microsoft pinching the idea. It’s even more advanced than that. The mice are being trained to operate computers for the bigwigs who’ve moved beyond menial work like tapping keys and squinting at screens. They’ll just tell the mice what to do and they run around the keyboard getting it done. The project’s top secret of course to avoid Microsoft pinching the idea.

]]> By: Show Rambles « DZ-015 - The Half-Arsed Blog Of RTE 2FM’s Rick O’Shea http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31235 Show Rambles « DZ-015 - The Half-Arsed Blog Of RTE 2FM’s Rick O’Shea Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:41:22 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/#comment-31235 [...] http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/ [...] [...] http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/03/5200-white-mice/ [...]

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