Archive for March 13th, 2008

Decisions

Grandad March 13th, 2008

Laptop: What are you waiting for?

Me: Jayzus! You made me jump.  I thought I gave you to Herself when I gave her the old laptop?

Laptop: And then you networked the two laptops together?  Duh?

Me: So you’re back to annoy me?

Laptop: Yup.  So what are you waiting for?

Me: I am only just out of bed.  I have a lot of work to do and am trying to decide what to do first.

Laptop: Like Freecell or Minesweeper?

Me: Don’t be smart. Now that you’re here, I have a question.

Laptop: What?

Me: Why does my cursor sometimes slowly crawl up the screen even when I’m not touching the mouse?

Laptop: I’m working on a formula for anti-gravity.  Next…?

Me: OK.  A simple question.  I have several contracts to do, a blog to write, invoices to send out and a book to write.  Which do I do first?

Laptop: Solitaire.

Me: OK. Thanks.