Comments on: A turd on legs http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:13:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31968 Grandad Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:49:42 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31968 E Mum - That is <em>no</em> way to talk about your husband! [unless you mean Bertie, and he is not a shite] E Mum - That is no way to talk about your husband! [unless you mean Bertie, and he is not a shite]

]]> By: English Mum http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31966 English Mum Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:01:30 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31966 Actually, I've just looked, and there IS a big brown shite licking itself on my bed. But then that's nothing unusual... Actually, I’ve just looked, and there IS a big brown shite licking itself on my bed. But then that’s nothing unusual…

]]> By: Kath Lockett http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31936 Kath Lockett Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:02:24 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31936 Too true, I am unfamiliar but somehow found my way here via a cyber-walkabout from MooDog. I'll no doubt be tempted to put down my Farmers Union Iced Coffee and Vili's pepper pasty long enough to make a few inane comments. Like your work, Grandad! Too true, I am unfamiliar but somehow found my way here via a cyber-walkabout from MooDog. I’ll no doubt be tempted to put down my Farmers Union Iced Coffee and Vili’s pepper pasty long enough to make a few inane comments.
Like your work, Grandad!

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31883 Grandad Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:37:26 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31883 Hi Kath. [An unfamiliar name here?] Your father has a disgusting sense of humour. I think we would get on well. ;) Hi Kath. [An unfamiliar name here?] Your father has a disgusting sense of humour. I think we would get on well. ;)

]]> By: Kath Lockett http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31875 Kath Lockett Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:46:04 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31875 Poor wee beastie - from innocently backing out a few turds of its own and now resembling a giant one itself. I remember our septic being drained when I was a kid. Being Australia, the top layer had dried into a firm ~ahem~ 'crud crust' and the apprentice plumber was dared to walk on it. He did and, of course, fell in with faeces up to his face level. My Dad laughed until he cried, telling me later that, "I used to teach Darren year 10 biology and he was a right little bugger. Glad to see that he got what he deserved." Poor wee beastie - from innocently backing out a few turds of its own and now resembling a giant one itself.

I remember our septic being drained when I was a kid. Being Australia, the top layer had dried into a firm ~ahem~ ‘crud crust’ and the apprentice plumber was dared to walk on it. He did and, of course, fell in with faeces up to his face level.

My Dad laughed until he cried, telling me later that, “I used to teach Darren year 10 biology and he was a right little bugger. Glad to see that he got what he deserved.”

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31867 Grandad Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:00:47 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31867 Maybe even a crap pun? Maybe even a crap pun?

]]> By: Baino http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31866 Baino Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:52:01 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31866 Shit ey? Suppose now it's a poo-dle. or maybe a shit-su? Okay bad pun . . Shit ey? Suppose now it’s a poo-dle. or maybe a shit-su? Okay bad pun . .

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31865 Grandad Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:42:47 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31865 There is a huge difference between rolling in it and swimming in it. Try it sometime, and you'll see what I mean. As for being #1 bachelor - I think he'll stay that way until hosed down..! There is a huge difference between rolling in it and swimming in it. Try it sometime, and you’ll see what I mean.

As for being #1 bachelor - I think he’ll stay that way until hosed down..!

]]> By: K8 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31860 K8 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:06:33 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31860 Sure dogs LOVE rolling around in shite. Said dwoggy only did it for the bitches! He is the #1 bachelor around your parts now... Clever dwoggy! Sure dogs LOVE rolling around in shite. Said dwoggy only did it for the bitches! He is the #1 bachelor around your parts now…
Clever dwoggy!

]]> By: Quickroute http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31852 Quickroute Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:12:31 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2008/03/14/a-turd-on-legs/#comment-31852 When the wee critter gets home - the shit will hit the fan! When the wee critter gets home - the shit will hit the fan!

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