Head Rambles

Head Roaming

Grandad March 18th, 2008

I came across a lovely looking site this morning. It’s not the design or the graphics, so much as the text.

headroaming

Apparently, the site is called Head Roaming.

It’s quite like my site, but I think the text looks much nicer.

It is in Chinese. And it was written for a chap from China who wants to grow a bigger cock.

That’s fair enough.

They must be restocking after the Asian Bird Flu.

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Comments(20)

20 Responses to “Head Roaming”

# Green Ink on 18 Mar 2008 at 11:51 am

And he’s a Blog Award Winner. Surprised you didn’t bump into him there.
# robert on 18 Mar 2008 at 12:09 pm

Wow! Is that for real? Or is it your site just run through babelfish?
# Grandad on 18 Mar 2008 at 12:17 pm

Green Ink - He may have been there. I don’t think I met anyone though who was looking for a bigger cock.

Robert - My site, but it looks a lot nicer. I think I’ll run all my posts through babelfish in the future before publishing.
# cathy on 18 Mar 2008 at 1:00 pm

… and then, you can run them through again, from chinese into english, and post the result
the headline should look something like this:

The head stroll nearby the Irish old citizens Grant’s head I senilly to forget I never like in any event people, the good luck run into that □I, tells the difference with the eyesight.
# Grandad on 18 Mar 2008 at 1:08 pm

Cathy - I actually tried that. Unfortunately, the grammar is weird…

I have received an e-mail last Saturday night.

This is not a very long message, but let me worried.

It said: “You know you want a big rooster, do not waste your time.”

Now, I have never thought of this size I have no size of the rooster? I started trouble.

Yeoh called on yesterday, because we had some practice shooting in charge of the valley. I told him that on the mailbox, he provided assistance.

He said he did not think that the most important size. He asked to see, therefore, I told him that my rooster.

Looks like a good specimen, “he says.
“I have seen one or two larger all right, but certainly the large-size”

Thank you, “said one

Nice colour, “said him.

Thank you, “said one

He looked at it from all angles, he watched it from a distance, and he watched it from close.

“If I have a rooster, I will be very pleased,” he said: “It looks very healthy, whether to do everything possible to do what?”

“It says:” 1.

“In these circumstances, I will not worry,” he said.

Good News, I can not to worry.

Cock, and then flew on the shed roof and crowded lustily.
# Tanya on 18 Mar 2008 at 2:04 pm

Oh, glad I didn’t click on it,lol
# Grandad on 18 Mar 2008 at 2:21 pm

Tanya - Have you a thing against poultry?
# popeyemoon on 18 Mar 2008 at 2:45 pm

That made me crow!Now i have to find something to do, with my cock a doodle doo.
# Head Rambles orders Chinese! | Paddy Bloggit on 18 Mar 2008 at 4:00 pm

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# Paddy Bloggit on 18 Mar 2008 at 4:01 pm

One chicken curry with fried rice please glannnnnnnnnndad.

(I see my alter ego above has moved to the US ……….. Paddy Bombit all dot com
# Anto on 18 Mar 2008 at 4:36 pm

Check out this Singapore website http://www.talkingcock.com , they are champions at it.
RAGE-PA
# Grandad on 18 Mar 2008 at 6:48 pm

Popeyemoon - I cannot find a serious answer to your problem!

Paddy - Is that a 36? And that’s what you get for using cheap American servers…

Anto - I would love to see the Google searches that find that site.
# Paddy Bloggit on 18 Mar 2008 at 9:21 pm

Grannymar told me twas a 69 …… and no twas a Chinese served us not American
# Grandad on 18 Mar 2008 at 9:24 pm

Don’t mind Grannymar. She has 69s on the brain. Hah so?
# Paddy Bloggit on 18 Mar 2008 at 10:29 pm

She peeing on her compost at the moment! http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/03/18/meme-2/ so she has more than 69s on the brain!
# Bob Wayne on 19 Mar 2008 at 3:08 am

I hear if you feed Viagra to your chicken you’ll get a 6 inch egg every morning. Or is that 6 eggs and a creamer? I can never get that straight…
# Darragh on 19 Mar 2008 at 9:05 am

Ha ha, I love it! Great find!

You’ve been black-hat-seo’d… that’s what those [censored] [censored] [censored]stards do…
# Grandad on 19 Mar 2008 at 9:57 am

Bob - If you get your 6 inch egg, you have to eat it quickly. After a few hours, it’s bach to a one inch egg.

Darragh - They love me really!
# popeyemoon on 19 Mar 2008 at 12:03 pm

I will try not to do drunk comments!
# Grandad on 19 Mar 2008 at 12:08 pm

Please don’t stop, Popeye - They’re the best!