Finding Granny
Grandad April 3rd, 2008
I was talking to herself earlier.
“D’you know,” says I, “but your blog is doing very well?”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s getting a hell of a lot of traffic, all of a sudden.”
“But I haven’t written anything in ages.”
“I know,” says I, “but they are all people searching for the word ‘granny’.”
She laughed. “I expect they are all looking for a grey haired old woman called Mavis doing her knitting, and instead they find a fag smoking old cow.”
“Tell them all to fuck off,” she added.
Charming…..
