Finding Granny

Grandad April 3rd, 2008

I was talking to herself earlier.

“D’you know,” says I, “but your blog is doing very well?”

“What do you mean?”

“It’s getting a hell of a lot of traffic, all of a sudden.”

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“But I haven’t written anything in ages.”

“I know,” says I, “but they are all people searching for the word ‘granny’.”

She laughed.  “I expect they are all looking for a grey haired old woman called Mavis doing her knitting, and instead they find a fag smoking old cow.”

“Tell them all to fuck off,” she added.

Charming…..

5 Responses to “Finding Granny”

  1. tt UNITED STATESon 03 Apr 2008 at 5:37 pm

    No comment. Just wanted to be first for once. Have a good day.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 03 Apr 2008 at 5:40 pm

    TT - Thanks very much… Here was I thinking I’d managed a post without any comments at all! :|

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 03 Apr 2008 at 5:58 pm

    I thought when I read it that that was what you were shooting for! Heh hee.

  4. Sue UNITED STATESon 03 Apr 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I had no idea you were so close to my mother.

  5. Grandad IRELANDon 03 Apr 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Sue - Are you my long lost sister??? :o

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