Stop the world – Grandad wants to get off
Grandad April 17th, 2008
You all must think I’ve gone a bit soft lately. Not one grump, grouch or gripe about the government or Dubya.
Apart from being very busy [I never knew retirement could be so hectic], I am just pissed off with giving out about them.
There is Dubya over there getting all cosy with the Pope and talking about the sanctity of human life? What fucking planet is Dubya from?
Back home, we have Bertie scurrying back under his rock having screwed us all royally and leaving the country in an appalling mess.
Harney is still doing her best to kill people and close hospitals [very successfully, I might add].
Willie O’Dea has saved the country from every imaginable disaster by sending out booklets [I still haven't received mine].
Gormless has managed to insult China [not that they didn't deserve it], and justify selling out the Green Party because he has single handedly saved the planet [that's one up on O'Dea, who only saved the country] by forcing us to use CFL bulbs.
Pat The Plank has managed to confuse us all, and himself, by paying a massive price to his neighbour for a piece of land which he already owns [according to himself].
We are back to unemployment and inflation. The housing market has collapsed. Petrol and food prices are soaring.
It’s no wonder I’m pissed off.
Time for another Prozac, I think.
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