Archive for April 30th, 2008

What do women get up to?

Grandad April 30th, 2008

I was sitting here this morning minding my own business.

Herself came in.

"Would you ever nip down to the village, post these things and collect a woman?"

"A woman?" says I.

"Yes. Are you daft? You know what a woman is?  Long hair and glasses."

I am not the type to argue and I gave up asking questions decades ago.  It’s not worth the hassle.

I went and posted the yokes she gave me and then hung around the village until I saw a woman with long hair and glasses.

I bundled her into the car.  She seemed a bit surprised, but I’m going to use the Nuremberg Defence if it comes to trial.

I drove home and gave the woman to Herself.  Herself was delighted.

I’m hiding in my den now.  I don’t know what they are up to, and I don’t want to know.  Maybe herself has gone back to her medical experiments?  Maybe she just felt like a woman to woman chat?  There is a lot of crashing and banging going on out there, but I’m staying where I am.  I have Sandy with me for security.

There are times when a man knows when to keep his head down.