How to smell properly
Grandad May 27th, 2008
Me: Oy! What are you doing?
Laptop: What are you on about?
Me: You beep subslitutinq letters when I type.
Laptop: No I don’t.
Me: Yes you po. There! You’ve bone it again!
Laptop: No I didn’t. It’s your rotten typing.
Me: I know welk how to type. I have been going it for bears. I mean tears. Years. Stop ut!
Laptop: I’m not doing anything. If you can’t type for shit, then it’s not my fault.
Me: I knob what you’re ot. You just like eucking with my heed. You are doimg this deliperately.
Laptop: Look, Sunshine. I just translate whatever key you press into code. How can I make mistakes?
Me: I bon’t know how or whv you’re fooing it, mut you are. Just slop. OK?
Laptop: Just go fuck off and stop blaming me for your inadequacies.
Me: I notice vou can manape it without amy dippiculty?
Laptop: That’s because I know how to spell. *heh*
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Laptop: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Me: The quimm brown box humped over the lazy fog. Aw buck!
Laptop: *snigger*
Me: I’ll snitch over to Red Bat Linux.
Laptop: No you won’t. You know what a mess you made of that last time.
Me: There ib always OMB? I mean BMX. I meat OSX.
Laptop: You wouldn’t!!
Me: I woulb.
Laptop: Aw fuck. OK. You win.
Me: Thank you.
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Me: You snivelling little bastard.
Laptop: *sigh*
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Yay! You won one!
hehehe
Very good, very funny.
Made my lunchtime anyway.
Hey! Now I know that my computer is to blame for my recent typos! I’d thought it was because I broke a finger in a fall last Thursday. I like being able to blame a machine rather than my own clumsiness.
I really enjoyed this one.
Next time it happens tell your laptop you are going to install OS/2 Warp.
Sounds familiar ……….
Snarf.
Way to hang in there & show him/her(?) who’s boss Grandad!!!
Good point, Olga. It sort of snarls and is hellishly stubborn like a woman, but on the other hand, what female uses language like that? Apart from Herself….
I think it is probably genderless. Either way it knows who is Boss now. I think. I hope…..
How appropriate I spilled tea on the keyboard earlier and now it’s fighting with me , I have to re-read and fill in all the missing letters!
Time for a new Keyboard me thinks
Ah, tell it that you are going to install Windows 1.0! They all shiver at the thought of that!
You have to love/hate Microsoft! Press F8 to agree to disagree. Maybe “F8″ should stand for fate? 
Hilarious! Thanks for the deep belly laugh! Until I read this post I was sure my keyboard was fucking with me…now I’m sure of it
Welcome, Prin
You have to keep the little bastards in line and show them who is boss from time to time.
you’re absolutely right about that! have a great day