Archive for May 28th, 2008

How to restore a hard disk?

Grandad May 28th, 2008

Something very strange is going on.

I had a good sleep last night, so I am wide awake now.

The old grey cells are in cracking form.  I could probably solve a Sudoku in fifteen seconds flat, but I daren’t try, as it would only send me to sleep again.

The problem is that my memory has been wiped. 

I can’t remember a damned thing.

I have a sneaking suspicion that it is something to do with that fecking laptop of mine.  It is getting it’s revenge.  It has somehow wiped my hard disk.  I vaguely recall having a row with it over something.  I checked its hard disk, and that is fine.  It is full of the usual crap, but I’m not sure what the crap is.

I know the simple things, like that today is Monday, and that my name is Sophie, but the rest is gone.

I have vague recollections that I have built up from fragmented memories.  There was something about an overdue invoice that I have to flame someone for.  There was something about a book that I’m supposed to be reading or something.

Unfortunately, I have been somewhat cavalier  in my attitudes lately, and I didn’t bother making a backup of my memory.  I know that’s foolish, but maybe it’s my fault for wanting to live dangerously.  I am paying the price now.  Not that it makes much difference, because even if I had made a backup, I wouldn’t remember where it is.

I’m not even sure why I’m typing this.  I have vague recollections of typing in this programme before, but I’m not sure what it does.  I know I type things, and then press a button called ‘Publish’, but I haven’t a clue what happens after that.

What the hell is going on?

Who am I?

What am I?

Should I give a damn?